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corporate pickpocketing 

Big corporations stealing your hard earned money with their fees, usage charges & service costs. And there's nothing you can do about it.

ie:

Banks nickle & diming you to death with service charges that cost them NOTHING to process.

Gas companies lowering the price per litre/gallon a few cents for a week then raising the price a few cents higher than the original price to trick the public into thinking they are getting a deal.

Paying fukn 25 cents to use a public washroom.

Paying a bridge/road toll when Publics Works has already paid off this infrastructure.

Visa/Mastercard gouging your eyeballs out with 21% service charges.

Your government taxing you / stealing from you whenever you open your wallet.

-- PAYING MONEY TO GET YOUR OWN FKN MONEY OUT OF THE BANK... the list goes on.
1) Gee, I thought I had a few bucks to rent a few movies this weekend but the bank took out it's $100 service fees for the month. There they go with their corporate pickpocketing again. Guess I'll have to torrent some movies for free. ;)

2) I filled up my gas tank today just so I could get to work, now I have to put in overtime to pay for my goddamn gas money to just get to work! .. damn gas companies up to their usual corporate pickpocketing as always
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Pickpocking 

(pick - pock - king)

Someone who is BEYOND annoying.
Girl1: That girl is so freakin' Pickpocking!!!!!!!!

Girl2: OMG this boy that I just added on Facebook is so Pickpocking.
Pickpocking by Ran & Mel November 27, 2012

pick-pocketing 

A crime of stealing things out of people's pockets
I witnessed a pick-pocketing at the station just now.

dickpocketing 

When someone goes to a place with pickpocketing, cuts a hole in their pocket, and sticks their dick through the hole so that any pickpocket will end up touching their dick.
I knew I was going to get pickpocketed in Mexico, so a little bit of dickpocketing on my part was just the natural response.

reverse pick-pocketing

Reverse pick-pocketing is in fact the art of placing one's own objects into the possession of another, either for entertainment or a charitable matter. However, the correct, street credible term, is putpocketing.
One of those A.S.P. fools might say, "Some of those damn reverse pick-pocketing pranksters just reverse pick-pocketed me."

Pick-Pocketing 

The act of a pick pocketer removing nuggets of feces from the rectum of a pick pocketee. Similar be not related to ass banditry.

Can also refer to the removal of foreign objects from ones navel.
You should have seen this girl Man, I was pick-pocketing her all night, I now possess much gold.

PigPocketing 

the act of stealing a bro's PigPocket.
Dude, im totally going PigPocketing tonight.
PigPocketing by MICKEY88888 October 8, 2011