Pickle Prick 

A penis shaped like a pickle or a really weird asshole.

Person 1: So how did it go?
Person 2: Well, okay I guess.
Person 1: What's wrong?
Person 2: He's got quite the Pickle Prick..
Person 1: Aww, well there's always that one guy across the street. Maybe you'll have better luck with him.

Person 1: He keeps stalking me and making sex jokes!
Person 2: Man, what a Pickle Prick.

Pickle Prick by uneecorncupcakebites April 15, 2015

pickle to pick 

Like the saying “bone to pick” but a more friendlier and less intrusive matter.

I have a pickle to pick with you regarding what you told Pipper!

pickle to pick by NilsfromNorway May 22, 2023

prickly pickle

where a man infiltrates a woman unannounced in the back door with a sandy penis after a day on the beach.

Beatrice thought my water sports where fun so with a sandy cock i thought a prickly pickle was my chance to romance her.

prickly pickle by samwell07 October 12, 2008

princess prickle pickle

Coolest Female Hedgehog name ever!!! Super sweet and often can be a brat!!... But that's ok cause she's so cute and loveable... She is the most uncuddly cuddler ever!

OMG!! I just bought a female hedgehog! I will name her Princess Prickle Pickle!! Awesome!! *proceeds to high five everyone*

princess prickle pickle by Tj Dojjo March 29, 2017

patricks prickly sea pickle 

breaking news!: sandy likes to take Patricks prickly sea pickle onna daily yuhurd?

definition: prickly sea pickle //

pronounced: pr ick ly see pick el

"Yo dude you heard about sandy and patrick?" /// "yeah man ! he said them cheeks was heavenly!!"

"yo man I heard sandy asked for Patricks prickly sea pickle" \\ "yeah man ! he told me them cheeks was heavenly !!"

patricks prickly sea pickle by theold October 27, 2021

You picked the wrong house, fool! 

A popular line from Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas said by Big Smoke, during the intro mission of the game. It's the first thing Big Smoke says, too.

Big Smoke: *storms in with a baseball bat* You picked the wrong house, fool!
CJ: 'ey, 'ey 'ey 'ey, Big Smoke, it's me, Carl, chill, chill!

You picked the wrong house, fool! by Gamma the Enigma August 19, 2016

You picked the wrong house, fool! 

"You picked the wrong house, fool!" are the words spoken by Big Smoke as he proceeds to advance on CJ with a baseball bat. When he says this it makes virtually no sense so here's a good dumber-down for you:
YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE FOOL YOU CHOSE THE WRONG PROPERTY SIMPLETON YOU HAVE CHOSEN TO BURGLE THE INCORRECT ESTATE NINCONPOOP INEGLECT TO INFORM TO YOU THAT YOU APPEAR TO HAVE CHOSEN THE OPTION TO THE INCORRECT AREA OF PRIVATE PROPERTY AS IAM PRESENT AND READY TO STRIKE YOU WITH A LARGE WOODEN POLE USED IN THE VERY COMMON AMERICAN SPORT KNOW AS BASEBALL TO THE AFRICAN AMERICAN MALE WHO HAS APPEARED TO HAVE ENTERED THE HOUSEHOLD IN WHICH I AM CURRENTLY PRESENT I APPEAR TO HAVE TO TELL YOU THAT YOU HAVE CHOSEN TO TRESSPASS INTO A VERY POOR CHOICE OF AVAILABLE HOUSES AS I AM HERE WITH A HEAVG BLUNT OBJECT AND COULD IFICHOOSE STRIKE YOU MULTIPLE TIMES UPON THE HEAD AND FACE WHICH WOULD UNDOUBTABLY CAUSE SERVERE AND POSSIBLY LETHAL INTERNAL BLEEDING WITH THIS INFORMATION BEING PRESENT I STRONGLY RECOMMEND THAT YOU LEAVE THIS HOME BEFORE THE SITUATION MUST BE ESCALATED ANY FURTHER

Big Smoke: "You picked the wrong house, fool!"
CJ: "Woah, Woah, Big Smoke its me, it's CJ!"

You picked the wrong house, fool! by Dmitri Strelnikov January 19, 2017