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Something you say to blow off a dude trying to pick you up at a bar. A portmanteau of pick-up and blow-off.
OMFG! This total loser was flirting with me and I just wanted him to shut the fuck up and I said "Sorry, I like boys with tattoos" then he shows me his back and he has a huge like artwork thing on the back! Worst pick-off line ever!

I had a great pick-off line the other day. I was like "sorry, dude. I'd love to talk to you more, but I have some over-ripe fruit at home and I'm itching to bake it into a pie."
by Parch├×eSkald May 23, 2014
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