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A pick-up line is a conversation opener with the intent of engaging an unfamiliar person for sex, romance, or dating.
Examples of some popular pick up lines:
Let's make life fabric softener and snuggle.
Did you fart? Because you blew me away.
Was that an earthquake, or did you just rock my world?
I may not be a genie, but I can make your dreams come true.
Are you a magnet? Cause I'm attracted to you.
Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for Christmas?
POOF! (What are u doing?) I'm here! What are your other two wishes?
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
If looks could kill, you'd be a weapon of mass destruction.
|1.||pick up line|
Something people say to get ass.
Wanna have sex with me? No? Okay, rape it is!
|2.||pick up line|
A one-line come on that can sometimes be effective, but usually comes off as cheesy and stupid.
A few examples of pick-up lines are:
"I'm gonna stick my tongue so far down your esophagus, you're gonna need CPR."
"I know that milk does a body good, but damn- how much have you been drinking?"
"Did your dad have sex with a carrot? 'Cause you've got great eyes."
"You look flustered! You should lay down on me."
|3.||pick up line|
a normally bad way to pick up girl
Notorius pick up lines:
Do you wash your clothes with Windex? Cause I can see myself in your pants.
I know that milk does a body good, but damn- how much have you been drinking?
You must be Jamaican cause you’re making me crazy.
The only thing that would look better on you is me.
You must be tired cause you been running threw my mind ALL day.
I lost my virginity can i have yours?
Hey baby, I lost my bed can I sleep in yours?
Stop, you're under arrest! You stole my heart.
|4.||pick up line|
does NOT help pick up girls..
sample pick up lines:
(point to pants) are these felt? (rub them) they are now.
those pants look good on you, but they'd look even better on my bedroom floor.
is that a mirror in your pants because i can see myself in them.
if i told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?
do you believe in love at first sight, or should i walk by again?
can i read your t-shirt in brail?
you make paris hilton look like a teletubbie.
drop 'em! (ha that's the best one)
i'd look good on you.
|5.||pick up line|
What a guy says to a girl he wants to hook up wit
1) Do you hang your clothes? Cuz dat bottom's off the hook!
2) If you were a squirrel would you pick my nuts?
|7.||pick up line|
A short phrase designed to coerce someone of the opposite sex into having intercourse.
Hey, wanna fuck while your Dad's gone?