| 1. | Recovering Pick Up Artist | ||
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Recovering PUA ("Pick Up Artist") - N. A person who, after studying mass-marketed 'Pick Up Techniques' and putting them into practise, discovers that he is not any happier, nor self-satisfied, nor socially-calibrated than he was before - only now he cannot communicate with people except in 'PUA jargon', and has alienated all his non-PUAfriends. "Have you noticed the change in Larry? I'm not embarrassed to be seem with him anymore!"
"Yeah, he's a Recovering Pick Up Artist; he's got it mostly under control now. If he starts ignoring us to hit on every girl around, or if he starts dehumanizing women, we're supposed to call his Sponsor." |
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| 2. | Pack-Up Line | ||
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1. A quick and witty negative response to a potential suitors advances. Typically given at a bar, party, or any popular hangout spot of single people. 2. A negative rebuttal to a "Pick-up line" which gives the pick up artist a clear cut sign that their attempts to woo a mate will be unsuccessful. Typically results in lower self-esteem on the part of the advancer. Guy 1: I don't understand, I gave her my best Pick-Up line!
Guy 2: What did you say? Guy 1: "Your place or mine?" Guy 2: How'd that go for ya? Guy 1: She said "Both, you go to yours, and I'll go to mine" Guy 2: Damn man, that's your Pack-Up line, time to pack up and find a new girl, because that one isn't going anywhere. |
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| 3. | Chode | ||
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A socially-impaired individual, particularly afraid of approaching and engaging in conversation with women he's attracted by; a wimp, wussy, lovable loser, chump, man lacking personality and social skills, very attached to the outcome of a pick-up attempt. Donovan is such a chode, standing there with his drink, he should just go talk to those girls.
Don't be a chode, be a champ. Instead of trying to remember pick-up routines and failing like a chode, he should just go have fun. |
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| 4. | Cryptorapist | ||
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A member of the 'Seduction Community', otherwise know as a 'Pick Up Artist' (PUA). A man who conducts their interaction with women like a pantomime (i.e. inventing a character for themselves) come came of chess, using mind games and 'techniques' as layed down and pre-tested by the PUA band of merry misogynists, in the hope of fooling women in to sleeping with them. A man who puts on a false persona with women and keeps their real agenda hidden. A secret rapist. Woman A: "That guy who chatted me up at the bar last night came across like he was reading from a script."
Woman B: "Probably a cryptorapist." |
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| 5. | poon shark | ||
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A pick-up artist. Someone who is well adapted to hitting on women and getting sexual favors from them. That guy gets whatever chick he wants, he's a real poon shark.
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| 6. | poon shark | ||
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A pick-up artist. Someone who is well adapted to hitting on women and getting sexual favors from them. That guy gets whatever chick he wants, he's a real poon shark.
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| 7. | poon shark | ||
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A pick-up artist. Someone who is well adapted to hitting on women and getting sexual favors from them. That guy gets whatever chick he wants, he's a real poon shark.
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