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1.
pronounced pee-chone. usually means a fuckin pigeon. perfect name for those that are pigeon toed or just act stupid.
dude, adrian is such a pichon
by king pichon January 02, 2011
 
2.
Someone who enjoys watching the food network (because he's fat or because he's a woman), going places alone (because no one likes him), cleaning, being fat, sleeping like he'll never wake up, making fun of others to make himself feel better and covering up the truth about hi homosexuality (excepy when he's drunk).

But, he's also easy to talk to, handsome and funny.
Trey; Guess what!
Jane: You've joined a circus?
Trey: No silly.
Jane: You're going to a military academy to be around more men?
Trey: I wish. But, no.
Jane: You're a fruitcake?
Trey: No, I'm full.
Jane: You're such a Pichon.
Trey: Wha?
Jane: Gay.
by J. B. D. December 30, 2007