After Anal Sex, Pull out and write your name (signature style) on her back
I left my picasso on her back, she refused to shower it off. I think I'm in love.
sexiest man alive in the 20th century
I wish I was a Picasso.
n. A girl who can be judged like one of Picasso's paintings: she's good from far, but she's far from good. -or- just a girl with a fucked up face.
I saw this girl at this party the other night so I went up to talk to her and it turned out she was a Picasso. I wished I was drunk so I would have an excuse.
when your shit is so explosive that it paints the entire inside of the toilet brown.
"Damn it grandma, make sure you flush twice when you picasso"
Picasso; noun. A girl who is a mess. Think of Picasso's work, and you're there. She has all the parts but they may be mis-shapen, unsightly, or even in the wrong place. This is not just limited to girls with faces like bulldogs chewing wasps, but it will give you a good idea of the starting point.
See also Monet
and Van Gogh
'That bird mings, what a Picasso'
or to an unsuspecting victim, 'Scuse me Picasso, can I get past'
e.g. Jade Goody, Janet Street Porter, Sonia from Eastenders
The Picasso is a sex position for those who are creative, A Picasso occurs when a guy fucks a girl in the ass ( or two guys) and pulls out his shit covered dick and proceeds to smear the shit all over the girls face.
dude 1: dude you will never guess what i did to veronica!
dude 2: what man
dude 1: i gave her a Picasso
dude 2: thats so disgusting but awesome !
To Ejaculate (Skeet, cum) on someones face (preferances aside) therfore making a masterpeice on the face(canvas)
Person1: Hey nick did you fuck sara last night at the party?
Person2: Yeah dude i gave her a Picasso
Person1: Must have been a "masterpiece"