The
galaxy's most influential civil
rights leader, noted as the most important
man in the universe. Shrimply Pibbles is an inspiration to us all.
"I've dwelt among the
humans. Their entire culture is built around their penises. It's funny to say they are
small. It's funny to say they are big. I've been at parties where humans held bottles, pencils, thermoses in front of themselves and called out, 'Hey, look at me. I'm Mr. So-and-So Dick. I've got such-as-such for a penis.' I never saw it
fail to get a laugh." ~Shrimply Pibbles