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1. piano legs
Disproportionately thick calves and/or ankles on a woman with otherwise normal body weight.
No wonder Hillary Clinton always wears pant suits. She's got a humongous set of piano legs.
2. Piano legs
Piano legs is used when a girl is wearing a black dress skirt or shorts and has ghostly white legs !
" her legs are so white they look like the keys on a piano "

Girl waking down the street ...

two guys across the road...*whistle* hey piano legs

girl runs away to the nearest tanning salon in shame !
3. piano legs
very large or thick legs
Her piano legs would surely attract a few taunts.
4. piano legs
A woman with very thin legs. In old days, it was a sign of coming from a poor family, with not much food available.
She has such piano legs. Her family should feed her more.
by Martin Lizerbram Mar 29, 2005 share this
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