"Only the ones I'm better than. And now I'm thinkin' that's the very thing you're placing value on today."
"I place value on the fact that the stick up your pi-gu is about as big as the one Harrow's got."
Other fun related words related to "pi"
pi-gu-yen = anus (literally "butt's eye")
da-pi-gu = spank (literally "hit butt")
fang-pi = fart (litterally "let go of the butt")
gou-pi = nonsense or bullshit (literally dog's butt)
chu-ni-de-gou-pi = (my favorite) out of your dog's butt / blow it out your dog's ass
(i = prounounced as "ee" in all above)