a loser jerk off that thinks they are cooler than they actually are. they think they are the focus of everyone's attention or are better than everyone when in fact they are not. they try too hard, get smuts with diseases, have diseases, and are used like tools

The greatest fraternity that ever existed. Composed of individuals who are the most athletic, fuck the hottest girls, and maintain exemplary grades. Referred to as "The Shit." PiLams are known for being non-discriminatory towards everybody and propagate freedom for all men of all creeds.

ETA PHI (VIIIV)

A group of girls at Roanoke College that figured that rushing Phi Mu wasn't exciting enough without hazing. They consist of girls who were spoiled through childhood and have sex with anything that carries a lacrosse stick and a bottled (most likely canned) alcoholic beverage.

Unfortunately, most Eta Phi girls are extremely hot. Proceed to one of these girls with caution.