|1.||Pi Kappa Phi|
The sweetest guys on any college campus. Pi Kapps are not to be confused with Pikes (aka Pi Kappa Almost).
Doesn't matter who is on campus, Pi Kapps are the best out there, and make the best boyfriends.
Pi Kappa Phi is better than all of your other fraternities put together.
1. Someone who spends an unnecessary amount of time with someone of a local college town or local area, who is not of said residency themselves.
2. Someone who almost turns into a townie because they spend so much time with people who live in the local residency.
An example of an honorary townie is Kienstra.
Any being that has adapted to Greek Life at a College institution by abandoning all moral values and unique personality traits in exchange for robot friends. Almost without exception, all robots dress and act the same, and share strikingly similar itunes libraries. Robots can often be spotted roaming the streets during wednesday, friday and saturday nights, trying to find other robot friends to twist their nobs.
An easy test to locate a robot out of a group of humans is to play any version of Party in the USA by Myley Cyrus and notice which "humans" are dancing to the beat. Singing Lil Wayne is another strong indicator of robot characteristics although it can sometimes be a momentary lapse of judgment for humans.
Every year Robots attempt to recruit humans to join their army, and every year the human population decreases, because once they successfully program your robot capabilities, your past human traits disappear.
Common Robot Expressions:
"I love how much my sperrys match my lacoste polo" -Robot
"Pi Phi OR DIE" -Robot
"I had so much fun at the Maroon 5 concert last night!" - Robot