When you meet a Pi Phi, you realize immediately that there's something unique about her. There's an unmatched level of integrity and commitment to excellence, and a general aura of potential that sets this person apart from the pack. That's because she's a Pi Phi through and through and a member of a premier organization for women.
John: Yeah dude, she's a pi beta phi! They're the best
"Oh man, that's an understatement."
"So she was pretty easy?"
"Like second grade math class. I did her indabutt two hours after we met."
"Giggidy giggidy giggidy"