Applicant: OK, I can count.
Boss: Excellent, do you have a physical education diploma?
Boss: Sorry, even though exercise has absolutely nothing to do with this job, you can't get in unless you exercised in school.
*5 years later*
Applicant (now homeless): I could do everything that a job wanted, but I got rejected because I didn't exercise.
Adaptive PE is the class that they put the disabled kids in wheelchairs (Some can't see or hear) and force them to play sports. If you are in the adaptive PE class and are not disabled in any way other then ADD or mild autism, you will get talked down on by both the teacher and the student helpers. In adapted PE, the teacher really hates you and wishes she or he could smack your face in but forces themselfs to act all nice and calm.
Someone needs to ban PE for good for the health of students. There are more injuries in PE class then any other class in a school.
"DROP & GIVE ME 100 PUSH UPS LETS GO WOO!!!"
"OK LETS PLAY DODGE BALL WOOO HOO!!!!"
"YOU DIDN'T DRESS FOR GYM! DETENTION!"
"Take that blind kid in the wheel chair and make him shoot some hoops"
when in reality, it is just an excuse to hire stupid people who couldn't make it as a refuse collector, to teach.
This should be demoted to an extra curricular activity as it is an excuse for all the dumb people (who think fitness is everything and will get them a job) to enjoy themselves. If they want to do it, do it after school, or let me take a big axe into the lesson so it can become more fun.
ow man why you be hittin' me init
*sound of person going everywhere*
a. Mandatory in the United States for completion of a twelve year education.
b. Often the earliest known and continuous event in one's childhood that establishes the general level of both athleticism and popularity of one's self.
a. Survival of the fittest.
b. The weak and slow are the first to go.
a. TEAM SELECTION: Test of popularity.
b. Best liked and most athletic are picked first.
c. No one wants to be last.
4. FAILURE TO PASS CLASS:
a. Direct cause of not dressing in gymnasium uniform
b. Caused by complete and total lack of activity.
c. Identifies the total LOSERS that could have otherwise passed off as normal human beings.
4. Only fun if your friends are there.
3. THE WORST PART OF MY DAY
7. COMPLETE HELL
9. NOT TO BE MISSED
A class where easygoing people reunites and spend time to do what they call "sports" and does learn nothing.
Shortly called PE, people usually takes Physical Education over the summer to empty one of their electives to take what they want.
In today's life, Physical Education is known as one of the useless class that actually requires people to take it in order to graduate. Isn't it amazing?