phys 

physically attractive

Oh my god, he's so phys!

phys by zilofine August 6, 2022

Phys Whiz 

Adam Bernhard

Russell: Did you see Adam Bernhard's grade on that last test in Physics?
Sean: Yeah another 100%! He is such a Phys Whiz!

Phys Whiz by The Phys Whiz January 7, 2013

Phys dick 

Phys dick (Physical exercise penis )

This is military slang for when a soldiers penis shrinks a considerable size after under going physical exertion with his platoon ( platoon phys ).

Phys dick can also happen in cold weather, maybe on an exercise in mid January, the penis is confused into thinking it is on company phys.

"Oi lads, I've got proper phys dick"

"That phys was nails, look at my phys dick"

"that bloke looks like he has permanent phys dick"

Phys dick by BigHeckyBallBag August 4, 2019

phys ed teacher 

i hate u tewitz

person 1: i love tewitz

me: nah he is lazy and annoying

person 1: but he is the best phys ed teacher!!

phys ed teacher by helicopter2.000 October 17, 2019

phys art 

when you're in school and you have a phys ed period followed by an art period,
preferably at the end of the day

Student 1: I heard that Ms. Apple's class had a phys art combo yesterday
Student 2: Wow they're so lucky
Student 1: I wish we could have phys art

phys art by SourCream73 June 12, 2017

phys ed 

describing something or someone who smells as if they just finished phys ed; to smell offensive or nasty

Dude, you fucking smell like phys ed...

phys ed by dukenukem3D October 27, 2006

cathopathic physician 

A pretend doctor. Usually a nurse practitioner with confidence issues, but wants to be a pretend he/she is a doctor.
Will frequently pursue online degrees to get useless credentials instead of going to a real med school.

Real Doctor: I am Dr. Smith
Cathopathic Physician: I am also a doctor.
RD: Where did you go to med school?
CP: I did not go to med school, I am a cathopathic physician.

cathopathic physician by TheDefiner007 August 31, 2018