Phumphsk

Said in place of "fuck" for a variety of reasons. These include, but are not expressly limited to: Amusement, inside speak, put-downs, observation, and generalized phobia of using cuss words. See also: kerpiddilyphumphsk

"Hey, what the phumphsk ?"

"This is a bunch of bullphumphsk nigga!"
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Phumphsk by Capricious45 April 13, 2015

Pawump 

Quite literally to take a shit. Origins of the word comp from Harris County, GA.

Q: Where’s Ed Keith?
A: I believe he is taking a pawump in the woods. Go check on him…

Pawump by Uncle Freedom December 17, 2022

phumping

When you are making nookie with a particularly large person and find within his/her rolls of fat an Item of food which has been stored for a indefinite amount of time ... and consume it or feed it to him/her.

I was phumping your mom last night ... found a do-nut

phumping by Fish_man12345678 June 10, 2010

Phlumpkin 

The act of talking on the phone, while masturbating and taking a shit at the same time.

Dude, I was talking to this gutter tramp last night and totally got a phlumpkin.

Everyone needs to experience a phlumkin, man.

Phlumpkin by Gheyler and Tita December 10, 2010

Phumpkin

To receive oral sex whilst reading philosophical literature. A classier, more accepted genus of "blumpkin".

Phumpkin Receiving Man (reading from J. S. Mill's "Utilitarianism"): On a question of which is the best worth having of two pleasures, the judgement of those who are qualified by knowledge of both must be admitted as final.

Woman: *slurp*

Phumpkin by JayAycheAr March 3, 2010

phlump 

The hopelessness one feels after a strenuous day in AP Physics.

Normal Student: How's your day been?
AP Student: Terrible. I've got the phlump.

phlump by plinny May 2, 2011

Phumpher 

1. To stutter one's speech in such a way as to inhibit comprehension.
2. To be evasive in speech or action.

Possibly derived from the Yiddish word "Fonfer," meaning mumbled, incoherent or accented speech.

1. "You really phumphered that joke. Why don't you tell it again?"
2. "Stop phumphering and get to the point."

Phumpher by mycrows February 10, 2010