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Crazy Phuckers

A worldwide travel group with a drinking problem. With members of various ranks numbering in the hundreds, and usually moving in packs of up to 30 or 40 people, the Crazy Phuckers travel the world, leaving behind an aftermath of good times, great memories, and even better friends (and the occasional self-promoting sticker, too). They are specifically known for seriously debaucherous gatherings, consuming all of the alcohol at any given bar, using women to lure your women, overwhelming small supermarkets, wrecking golf carts, doing body shots on your local bar, cooking some seriously good food, and renting entire wings of hotels, villas, and estates in a typically failed attempt to contain themselves. Simply put, if you encounter one in your travels, your best bet is to befriend and follow!
"Dude...The party sucked 'til the Crazy Phuckers showed up!! Why did I wake up wearing only a red plastic cup...And has anyone seen my girlfriend?"
Crazy Phuckers by Otts July 11, 2009
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Phunkers 

A small group of MySpace hackers who take over MySpaces through unknown means. Once they control the MySpace, it is transformed into a shock site with photos such as Lemon Party, Goatse, and Tubgirl. There final goal is to take over Tom's Myspace.
OMFG What did those phunkers do to my MySpace, Lemon Party is everywhere!!!

FUCK, my MySpace got phunked!
Phunkers by Phunking owned :/ July 10, 2006

Phuckery 

when everything that can go wrong does go wrong while a person is in the process of /attempting to carry out everyday activities...
i was on my way to the call, but there was too much phuckery involved for me to even make it to the door
Phuckery by Giasweetinnocence December 2, 2010
Proper swearing on forms without the four letter word.
That phucker is blocking the passing lane.
You’re phucking banned!
Get the phuck outta here!
Read the phucking sign!
Mind the gap phucker!
phucker by ohshet April 26, 2006
A court jester, who fucks up all his already shithouse material.
This jester is a complete fuckin' phukler, he wouldn't know if his arse was on fire. How much did you pay for this gimp.
phukler by C.Marks May 24, 2006

Philadelphia Phucker 

The act of having sexual intercouse in the 4th stall of the mens bathroom on the 200 level of Citizens Bank Park.
"I just got the ole Philadelphia Phucker at the game last evening"
Philly sports fans.
Look at that stupid phucker climbing the greasy pole.
Phucker by JerzBee May 15, 2018