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Owned by the phone. The phone controls your life. The phone rings - you obey its command. NOT answering the phone is not an option. You are powerless. Regardless of the hour, you will obey its desire no matter how ridiculous the request. Think you had other plans? Forget it. The phone rings and you are phowned.
OMG I have this final tomorrow and I so needed to study, and then the phone rings and now I have to go and meet Francine so I can listen to her whine about her boyfriend all night. I am so phowned!
phowned by wheaty May 8, 2008
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Post-nut powwow 

After rawdogging a chick and blowing your load in her vagina, remain inside the female and engage in non-sexual related conversation.
Mike brought up Jane's obsession with Rick and Morty after cumming inside her resulting in a post-nut powwow.
Post-nut powwow by Rowdorr July 30, 2016
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The Post Hang Out With Girls Fart or (phowgf) is an acronym used to communicate to a bro that one has suppressed their flatulence for an extended period of time due to the presence of females. Usually, the phowgf is something to brag about as it is one loud and potent beast.
"I'm holding in the biggest phowgf right now"
phowgf by Lev Dawg January 7, 2009
A sort of gathering that native Americans (indegenous) peoples have. Powwows involve dancing, drumming, singing, and other cultural events.
“Hey, lets go to the powwow, I have my outfit!”
Powwow by Ay its me2 July 4, 2018

Phoswald 

the common term for phoebe and oswald when theyre together. When in the company of a Phoswald be warned you may experience extreme hand holding, eye gazing, being ignored as if you dont exist, and may be reduced to throwing up, especcially if theres a Phoswald in the cinema. on the otherhand, when the Phoswald is separated into two separate people they are actually very nice and funny individuals. Phoswalds can make very good pets.
'eugh, look at what those Phoswalds are doing!!!'

'hmm, shall we invite Phoswald?'

'aww i love Phoswald!'
Phoswald by amused :) May 29, 2009

UNAGI POWWAAA 

the power of the unagi roll to give a man an outstanding erection.
i ate 20 unagi rolls, then had an erection so hard and for so long i went to the hospital.
UNAGI POWWAAA by questionsleep February 9, 2004
A person who is a hacker and needs to be banned in every game.
You're a powwer, uninstall your hacks now!
Powwer by thetingism8 November 2, 2020