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Photek is Rupert Parkes (born 1972, St. Albans, England), a Los Angeles based record producer and dj. He joined the drum and bass scene relatively early (his first release was in 1992, a collaboration with Rob Solomon a.k.a. Lexis), and is still one of its most respected players. In the mid-to-late Nineties he was a very active remixer and has also done some soundtrack work, most notably for The Animatrix. His newest album in 6 years: "Form & Function Vol. 2" is set to be released in 2006.

Be sure to check out Photek's new album in 2006 titled: "Form & Function Vol. 2"
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A word that can be used to replace any 1-2 word(s). Grammatically, you are only supposed to use it twice in order for your sentence to make sense.
It is most commonly used to call someone or something an idiot during rants.

Plural:Phootes or phooties
That phootin phoote fricked everything up!!!
I wish I could phoote slap the phoote out of him!
Phoote by PHOOTELORD June 11, 2019
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Owned by the phone. The phone controls your life. The phone rings - you obey its command. NOT answering the phone is not an option. You are powerless. Regardless of the hour, you will obey its desire no matter how ridiculous the request. Think you had other plans? Forget it. The phone rings and you are phowned.
OMG I have this final tomorrow and I so needed to study, and then the phone rings and now I have to go and meet Francine so I can listen to her whine about her boyfriend all night. I am so phowned!
phowned by wheaty May 8, 2008

phowater 

pho broth
the soup you receive with your rice dish at a vietnamese restaurant
usually said in a fob accent
Say you're eating at a Vietnamese restaurant, and you order a rice dish that comes with soup. When the waitress brings out the rice dish but no soup, after you leave you ask yourself "WTF? Where the hell is my phowater?"
phowater by Phowater February 25, 2009
Someone who bought something very expensive with high hopes, only to find out it's completely worthless.
Person 1:I just bought an I-phone, but I need to activate it through my service provider or else it wont turn on!
Person 2: LOL! You just got i-phowned.
I-Phowned by Paul Ash August 3, 2007
(noun)

-A mobile vehicle that serves Pho and other Vietnamese dishes, including Banh Mi & coffee, in the DC metro area.
Ex:

A: I'm famished! Let's eat Vietnamese food today...
B: Sounds good. According to Twitter & Facebook, PhoWheels will be operating on xyz street today at 11am!

(slang)

-Say this to show that you're in agreement with a statement someone has made.

Ex:
A: I'm so hungry, I can eat a cow!
B: PhoWheels!
A: Yes, I'm PhoWheel.
PhoWheels by Ouii May 2, 2012

Photteycopy 

The mispronounced version of the word 'photocopy'
Claire: Why isn't it stapled then?
Sarah: Because it needs to be Photteycopyed
Claire: XD