Puts a whole new meaning to the saying "silent but deadly"
"I am the Phoof under the mountain, you shall not pass! (wind)"
Initially it was made by using an old papertowel roll tube. You stuffed it full of dryer sheets and put duct tape around it for strength.
-many weed smokers
"You must use a phoof, if you smoke on campus. It's a tube you blow the smoke through or an exhaust."
-many a college student
"Oh crap she got a big hit, then just started coughing and couldn't even think about using the phoof!"