Phoebe Bridgers

my depression buddy when i’m depressed and i need some music to listen to

“Dude I’m sad as hell. Time to listen to Phoebe Bridgers to numb the pain.”

Phoebe Bridgers by stinky butthole July 25, 2021

Poopy Asshole Nigga Fart Phobia 

The fear of having an unclean asshole after pooping, often causing you to wipe more than usual.

Robby - "Why did you take so long in the bathroom"
Todd - "Sorry my Poopy Asshole Nigga Fart Phobia makes me stay in the bathroom for a long time"

Poopy Asshole Nigga Fart Phobia by SimpCity December 15, 2019

jake paul phobia 

A fear of the cancerous youtuber Jake Paul coming to your house to start dabbing on them haters

Jake Paul Phobia scared Jimmy from watching YouTube

jake paul phobia by Tobiathin September 16, 2017

Chasity-phobic 

when you lack braincells and don’t stan Chasity

yo that uggo isn’t letting me steal their tocos, they’re Chasity-phobic

Chasity-phobic by hh29 September 19, 2021

phobophobophobia

A fear of a person with a fear of phobias

I know a guy with phobophobophobia, its really strange

phobophobophobia by Netscape4.0 June 5, 2016

cop-phobia 

The fear of law enforcement types. A dread of any police. Paranoia towards a badge and gun carrier.

As the driver glanced into the rear view mirror while waiting for a red light to turn green, they saw a patrol car pulling up behind them. Instantly their cop-phobia kicked in.

cop-phobia by jpg3 September 16, 2015

Phoebeing 

The act of raising one's thumb and smiling slightly in an awkward situation.

Phoebe was just phoebeing in the corner

Phoebeing by luvbuneez10 November 25, 2013