Stinkus Poonitus 

Very generic way to describe a woman's vaginal odor. Usually the scent vaguely associated with that of a dead fish.

I wasn't putting my mouth anywhere near that bitch she had a bad case of Stinkus Poonitus!

Stinkus Poonitus by RonCoyote July 28, 2011

phonitude 

1. Having a serious or demanding attitude in text messages or phone conversation.
2. Droll text messages
3. Lacking any energy in text conversations

Rich "Shes stuck at the Dunkies again and has been sending me phonitude all night! WTH!"
Paige "If I only knew her through phonitudal text messages Id swear she was an old man."

phonitude by Feartehcat May 31, 2015

Pronitusnutmeglitus 

Pronitusnutmeglitus Is when you visit The People’s Republic of New England (The PRONE), which is made up of Connecticut, Massachusetts, New York, New Hampshire, Vermont, Maine, and Rhode Island, and come back with a nasty infection every time you come back home to the real United States. The real United States starts at North Carolina and spreads across no further than Texas.

Last week, while visiting The PRONE, we got a nasty case of Pronitusnutmeglitus (PNL for short). Dang near took me down for a week.

Pronitusnutmeglitus by wolfhound10 November 29, 2018

Phoneitis 

A disease in which one cannot desperate them selves from the phone. Also has a hard time functioning without phone. Side effects are the weakening and loss of muscle mass due to lack of physical activity

Johnny couldn't play in the game today due to a bad case of phoneitis

Phoneitis by Tstone777 April 21, 2015

@phonetussylover

A really hot person with an attractive and funny personality that i would kill for ♡

Do you know @phonetussylover? Yes i do, they are my favorite person and i would die for them <3

@phonetussylover by Vannywannyuwuu January 26, 2022

Applicantus phonetus 

The act of calling to check on the results of your interview at 1:30 in the morning to your prospective employer while he is asleep and you are 3 sheets to the wind.

Hey bro I'm calling to see if I got the job. Son, it's 1:30 in the morning. I know dude, but I'm running low on beer money and wanted to know if I could count on some moolah coming in. Ah, no.

Who was calling in the middle of the night. Just a little case of applicantus phonetus.

Applicantus phonetus by Clark77494 November 6, 2012