Phoning the 90s 

The act of purchasing a phone card in the 21st Century.

"Why is Tom still in that convenience store? He's got the lottery tickets and chips that he went in for."

"He wants to ask the guy behind the counter if they're still selling long-distance phone cards."

"Why?"

"I guess for phoning the 90s. It's where he left his common sense."

Phoning the 90s by hipster_of_the_month May 10, 2013

Phono 

An individual who is on his or her phone either texting, calling somebody or just going through their applications while their surroundings are socializing. Basically a person who does not want to be there and using a phone as a coping mechanism. Some people may find this normal, but most find this irritating and annoying. These kind of people are spotted in clubs, movie theaters, schools, during dates, bars and everywhere else. Another way of spelling is phone-ho

Stop being a phono and come joining the rest of us. Hey guys, do you smell that? It reeks of phono in here. Dude, during my date, she was being a phono the whole time. This phono bitch next to me is distracting me from the movie.

Phono by Rolo Da Cholo May 6, 2009

Hooked On Phonics 

A prgram for illiterate people, mostly children. It teaches how to read and write through different exercises. You can get it by dialing 1800-ABC-DEFG

How the hell am i supposed to order hooked on phonics by dialing ABCDEFG if i can't read?

Hooked On Phonics by Diego Giraldez December 28, 2005

phonographic memory 

someone who remembers everything they hear

Timmy: Wait, what was that anchorman quote again?

Jonny: "Sex Panther by Odeon. This stuff is illegal in 9 countries. It's made with bits of real panther so you know its good."

Timmy: Wow! How did you remember that whole thing?

Jonny: Oh you know...I guess i have a phonographic memory.

phonographic memory by Monstarrrrr December 5, 2010

phonogenic 

a person that consistently takes selfies, looks at themselves in the screen of their phone, and take multiple images while looking at themselves.

Your such a phonogenic person because you're always on your phone.

phonogenic by phonogentic May 18, 2017

Phonography 

phone sex with a hands free device so one can use the hands for a better use than to hold the phone

you ready to do some phonography? yeah, i just need to find my bluetooth

Phonography by GuillaumeR April 3, 2009