When the current day's date matches the false date of birth on your fake ID. Not knowing your fake birthday will lead to a tricky encounter with a store clerk.

What your mobile / cell phone is called when you pretend it can take pictures and get stupid skanks at the 'stang to take pictures with it - even though it can't really take pictures.

Holden Caulfield's favorite insult, an old way of saying poser.

I think kurt cobain was the greatest man alive i idolise him for being him he was intresting he didn't pretend to be someone eles"I'd rather be hated for who i am the loved for who i'm not." every one is intiteled to there own opionion but people who slag him off for tacking druges is sad.(he tock herioin for his stomach pains manly)Loads of people do it so why pick on him i read his"suicide" note every day i'v read his journal but you wouldn't cach me dead reading an atobiograph about him because i have my own opions people say i'm obsesed but i don't care i'm dieing to know how hw die wether it was suicide or murder i love Nirvana as much as i love him i think he was brilliant.

What is a juggalo? Let me think for a second. Well.. Oh, he gets butt nekkid. And then he walks through the streets, winkin' at the freaks. With a two liter (Of Faygo) stuck in his butt cheeks.

What is a juggalo? He just don't care. He might try to put a weave in his nut hair. 'Cause he could give a fuck less what a bitch thinks, he tell her that her butt stinks, and all that.

What is a juggalo? He drinks like a fish. And then he starts huggin' people like a drunk bitch. Next thing, he's pickin' fights with his best friend. Then he starts with the huggin' again.. Fuck.

What is a juggalo? A fucking lunatic. Somebody with a rope tied to his dick, then he jumps out a ten story window.. Oooh.

What is a juggalo? A juggalo. That's what it is, well, fuck if I know. But I'm down with the clown, and I'm down for life, yo.

What is a juggalo? A dead body. Well, he ain't really dead but he ain't like anybody you ever met before. He'll eat monopoly and shit out connect four.

What is a juggalo? He ain't a bitchboy. He'll walk through the hills and beat down a rich boy. Walks right in the house, when you're having supper, and dip his nuts in your soup.

What is a juggalo? Well, he ain't a phoney. He'll walk up and bust a nut in your macaroni. And watch you sit there. And eat it. 'Cause you're a stupid ass dumb bitch fuckin' idiot.

What is a juggalo? He's a graduate. He graduate from....Well. At least he got a job. He's not a dump puts. He works for himself...

When a guy tells you he wants to marry you, buys you the ring you've always wanted, asks your fathers permission to marry you, but before he proposes to you he decides he'd rather have bachelor status.

Another name for Friday, the last day of the working week. Called this because Friday is the day for chasing fur (see definition by tdogg).