When the current day's date matches the false date of birth on your fake ID. Not knowing your fake birthday will lead to a tricky encounter with a store clerk.
*Underage kid equipped with a fake ID enters grocery store with intent on illegally buying beer. He is unaware that his fake birthday falls today. He picks up beer and places it on the counter*
Clerk - "You have ID"
Kid - " Yeah, right here"
Clerk - "Great, can I take a look?"
*kid gives ID to the clerk. Clerk takes a look*
Clerk - "this will do...Oh! Happy birthday!"
Kid - "What the fuck? It's not my birthday."
WOOOOOPS. NO BEER FOR THE KID. SHOULD HAVE KNOWN HIS FAKE BIRTHDAY.
What your mobile / cell phone is called when you pretend it can take pictures and get stupid skanks at the 'stang to take pictures with it - even though it can't really take pictures.
D-Mac: Hey Ben, there's Artur! You should get that skank to take a photo of us all with your camera phoney!
Ben: I'm off to get another Smirnoff.
Holden Caulfield's favorite insult, an old way of saying poser.
"What I have to do, I have to catch everybody if they start to go over the cliff- I mean if they're running and they don't look where they're going I have to come out from somewhere and catch them. That's all I'd do all day. I'd just be the catcher in the rye and all. I know it's crazy, but that's the only thing I'd really like to be. I know it's crazy."
Here he expresses how he'd like to stop people from beocming phony as they grow up.
I think kurt cobain was the greatest man alive i idolise him for being him he was intresting he didn't pretend to be someone eles"I'd rather be hated for who i am the loved for who i'm not." every one is intiteled to there own opionion but people who slag him off for tacking druges is sad.(he tock herioin for his stomach pains manly)Loads of people do it so why pick on him i read his"suicide" note every day i'v read his journal but you wouldn't cach me dead reading an atobiograph about him because i have my own opions people say i'm obsesed but i don't care i'm dieing to know how hw die wether it was suicide or murder i love Nirvana as much as i love him i think he was brilliant.
kurt cobain is brilliant
What is a juggalo? Let me think for a second. Well.. Oh, he gets butt nekkid. And then he walks through the streets, winkin' at the freaks. With a two liter (Of Faygo) stuck in his butt cheeks.more...
What is a juggalo? He just don't care. He might try to put a weave in his nut hair. 'Cause he could give a fuck less what a bitch thinks, he tell her that her butt stinks, and all that.
What is a juggalo? He drinks like a fish. And then he starts huggin' people like a drunk bitch. Next thing, he's pickin' fights with his best friend. Then he starts with the huggin' again.. Fuck.
What is a juggalo? A fucking lunatic. Somebody with a rope tied to his dick, then he jumps out a ten story window.. Oooh.
What is a juggalo? A juggalo. That's what it is, well, fuck if I know. But I'm down with the clown, and I'm down for life, yo.
What is a juggalo? A dead body. Well, he ain't really dead but he ain't like anybody you ever met before. He'll eat monopoly and shit out connect four.
What is a juggalo? He ain't a bitchboy. He'll walk through the hills and beat down a rich boy. Walks right in the house, when you're having supper, and dip his nuts in your soup.
What is a juggalo? Well, he ain't a phoney. He'll walk up and bust a nut in your macaroni. And watch you sit there. And eat it. 'Cause you're a stupid ass dumb bitch fuckin' idiot.
What is a juggalo? He's a graduate. He graduate from....Well. At least he got a job. He's not a dump puts. He works for himself...
When a guy tells you he wants to marry you, buys you the ring you've always wanted, asks your fathers permission to marry you, but before he proposes to you he decides he'd rather have bachelor status.
I can't believe that guy bought a ring and then bailed on his chic after 2 years to hang out with guys!...what a Phony Nigger!
Another name for Friday, the last day of the working week. Called this because Friday is the day for chasing fur (see definition by tdogg).
D-Mac: Hey Stevo, glad it's firday?
Stevo: You know I am. Going to the 'stang tonight?
D-Mac: Nah, last time I went there I got too hammered and lost my camera phoney.