"Phonerable" is the deep-seated stinging sensation of fear, vulnerability and panic felt by those unfortunate souls who do not know the whereabouts or cannot operate their personal cellular device.
Clementine dropped her Blackberry in the toilet and even before the shining metal was submerged in the shimmering beer urine, her soul slipped deep into a "phonerable" state of awe and terror.
by ChurchofGoogle August 4, 2009
by 1011061 September 30, 2012
Vicky: Did you get that picture I sent you last night?
Michael: Yeah, definitely got a phoner from it.
Michael: Yeah, definitely got a phoner from it.
by Wanny0706 February 9, 2010
by BananaDemocracy October 22, 2010
Wearing skinny jeans and having a phone in your pocket. The phone gives a similar appearance to a boner.
by JMcderp January 18, 2011
Portmanteau of the words phone and boner.
The distinct bulge that occurs when one wears pants that are too tight, and attempts to store their phone in the pocket of said jeans. Resembles the bulge generated by an erect or semi-erect penis.
The distinct bulge that occurs when one wears pants that are too tight, and attempts to store their phone in the pocket of said jeans. Resembles the bulge generated by an erect or semi-erect penis.
"Did you see the phoner Hilary was rocking this afternoon? She looked like Ron Jeremy in emo jeans. "
by Kevin Hazlewood May 20, 2007
A Phoner is a mistaken boner in your friends pants, which is actually a cell phone that has fallen too far into a front pants pocket( Right or Left) of your friend.
by Slick Tricks January 26, 2009