phone monkey 

I worker that does nothing all day except fix phone's. A thing that a child could do. A gravy train sort of job.

Receptionist "My phone is broke can some monkey come and fix it?"

phone monkey "It'll be about two days."

Receptionist "Don't worry, some passing five year old sorted it for me"

phone monkey by Timmeh606 December 2, 2007

phone monkey 

Anyone that works in a call-centre type enviroment or where the majority of contact with the customers is done through the phone.
But in particular anyone that cant do anything other than follow a pre-written script.

"Hey have you ever tried to have a conversation with someone from a Bangladesh call centre ?". "Yeah, its near impossible though, they are all phone monkeys !"

phone monkey by Jason K February 5, 2005

Pokemonkey 

Person who is addicted to Pokemon in all its forms, i.e., books, playing cards, the TV series, and video games.

Brian knows all the special abilities in his cards---he's a real Pokemonkey.

Pokemonkey by pentozali December 15, 2011

phone monkey 

A slang term used to describe a phone-in customer, who is so unprepared in their questioning, and ignorant of their own specific needs, that their attempts at communication to the listener, sound almost primate-like in nature.

"The 'phone monkey' on other end of the line, can't tell me what kind of bike he has!"

phone monkey by D. Gould December 28, 2005