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1. hakes
Being fired from your job for being incompetent.
Dude, if you don't shape up, you're going to get your ass hakesed?
by phonemonkey Dec 18, 2003 add a video
2. phone monkey
I worker that does nothing all day except fix phone's. A thing that a child could do. A gravy train sort of job.
Receptionist "My phone is broke can some monkey come and fix it?"

phone monkey "It'll be about two days."

Receptionist "Don't worry, some passing five year old sorted it for me"
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