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phonejaculation 

When one is talking on the phone with his (or her) partner, he may be subject to phonejaculation. Phonejaculation is when a man (or woman) is aroused by talking on the phone. One can phonejaculate when talking about another's genitals or just because he is simply turned on by his partner. Phonejaculation can be accompanied by touching on the genitals. It is still open to experimentation however so knock yourself out
"Daniel just got off the phone with Lucy and is complaining about hand-cramps. We think Daniel was busy having a phonejaculation!"
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phonejacked

1. Verb: Past tense

To have your attention "stolen" away from an intense activity (like playing a game) by the incessant ringing or ring tone of your phone, which of course, you have to answer.

Origin from 'hijacked': as the past-progressive meaning stolen in a violent fashion.
I was just about to frag this dude when I got phonejacked and some high-ping lamer fragged me from behind.
phonejacked by deg451f August 9, 2006

Photojack 

1. To appear in someone else's photo without thier permission, often pulling a stupid or offensive pose. Best done in a dark club where the deed can't necessarily be detected until the photo is viewed, by which time a speedy escape has already been made.

2. To jump in front of a camera as someone is taking a picture of someone/thing else. Worsks especially well on tourists in foreign cities.

Often causes frustration and annoyance to the victim(s) but great amusement to the perpetrator and thier peers.
"Remember that bunch of gimps in the club last night? I photojacked them a goodun! Ninja style too!"

"Dude! I can't believe it! I was taking a photo of my fellow tourist, Wing Shing Li, in front of Big Ben and someone Photojacked me! It was my last picture too!"
Photojack by Mark of Farnborough October 8, 2007

Photojack 

On facebook, to tag yourself in a picture that you are not in without the permission of the owner. Therefore, the picture shows up as your own.
Laqueesha: Hey! That is my picture, why are you tagged in it

Demitri: You've just been photojacked BITCH!!!
Photojack by notsoslimshadii August 6, 2010
Upon being approached by a guy with a group of females,it is the act of you and your buddies stealing the group of girls from the unsuspecting guy.
Jerry: Hey tom what did u do last night?
Tom: Aw you would never believe, I went out to a club with samantha and her friends and a group of guys poonjacked me.
Poonjack by poonjacker707 August 2, 2008

Phone Jack 

When another person steals your phone whilst you are writing a text message or to update your facebook status. They then finish your sentence, using sexual or derogatory comments.
Text message to friend "Yeah im gonna call dad in 30 mins 'to see if he wants to suck my cock' " - Phone jacked.

Facebook Status "Andrew Loves Penis" - Phone jacked
Phone Jack by jc4ss September 22, 2009

Phonejacking

When one is talking on their cell phone, you call them, causing them to end their current conversation.
John wouldn't get off the phone with his girlfriend, so I called him up and phonejacked him.

Phonejacking friends is fun