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967. The Graham Bell
A modification of The Houdini; a guy has sex with a girl doggy style, and then half way through, stops and says he needs to use the bathroom or begins to finger her. A friend then sneaks in to switch places with the original guy. After a few minutes of this, the original guy then calls the girl and gets her to pick up while his friend is banging her, and talks to her. On the phone. Hence--- The Graham Bell, as in Alexander Graham Bell, inventor of the telephone.
Joe: Did you here what Steve did to Lisa last night?
Matt: No. What'd he do?
Joe: Oh it was awesome, he totally gave her The Graham Bell with Kyle.
Matt: Whoa! No way!
Joe: Yeah he talked to the bitch for 2 minutes before she realized she'd ben 'Graham'ed.
Matt: Lol Slutz
968. fuck casket
When two or more people are having sex in a small, enclosed space e.g. a phone booth, closet, port-a-potty or dumpster.
I took Heidi out behind the 7-11 and reamed her in the dumpster, total fuck casket.
969. Sext Message
a message one receives during a sexting session (sex via text message) like phone sex
Robert Blanco to Mike Alejandro: "You came after one sext message???!!!!"

Kevin Finnegan: "ahahahahahha OMFGBBQ!"
970. one track mind
1. an individual who can only focus on one thing at a time

2. someone who always thinks about sex
1. tom: so how was your weekend maggie?

***tom's phone vibrates

maggie: well, i had to go to my grandmother's funeral.

tom: haha rofl! I'm sorry i was reading a funny text. you were saying?

maggie: a pox on your one track mind

2. lois: omg! i love the color pink!

dan: you know what i like? sex!
971. retail stalker
An individual (usually male) that goes from store to store or from department from department within the same store in a desperate pathetic attempt to date members of the opposite sex. Often they are frequent customers, but clearly their motives are not patronage and they're completely oblivious to the annoyances they cause. Sometimes they work for the same retailer they do their stalking in.
He was not successful getting the phone number of the cute girl at the Service Deli counter, so he went to Dairy and tried to get the phone number of the cutie working there. If he does not get it he will try the hottie in Electronics -- such is the life of a retail stalker.
972. Sextember 25
The day att enables picture messaging on Iphones, causing an immense amount of internetwork traffic of vaginas and dicks. Some believe it may crash the internet or at very least give it an STD.
Nick what is that on your phone?

A condom.

Why?

Its sextember 25 i dont want my phone getting the herp.
973. Thinkology
Literally, the science of your thought. The path that a person might take to reach a conclusion through thinking and/or reasoning. A path of reasoning.
"Hubert, just exactly what was your thinkology before running up $17,234.99 worth of 1-900 phone sex calls on your mommy's Visa?"
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