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1.
1. The figurative erection that one gets when they see a new model of cell-phone that they want. This is usually accompanied feelings of pseudo-sexual arousal.

2. The literal 'bulge' that one gets in ones pants from carrying a cell phone in the front pocket of ones jeans. It was more prevalent 5 to 10 years ago because of the large heavy cell phones of the time.
1. Suzanne: "Oh my god that phone is sooo fucking hot.. I want it so bad!...
Mike: "Oh my fucking god, check out the phone boner on that bitch!"

2: Suzanne " Ok, see you later guys...(puts cell phone in front pocket)"
Mike: "Oh my fucking god, check out the phone-boner on that bitch!"
by squinty-mcgee November 19, 2007
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2.
When you put your phone in your pocket and it causes a bulge to appear.
Dude : What's that bulge?
Dude 2 : Phone bonerrr!
by sahgdjsd February 26, 2011
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3.
The bulge ur cell phone has when its in your pocket no matter what pocket
Can i use ur phone"? "naw i dont have it" "i can see your phone boner
by mattapotamusmcgizzy November 05, 2010
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4.
When you get an erection from talking to someone sexually or not on the phone.
"Dude I totally got a phone-boner from talking to that hot blond last night.
by GeekVault August 27, 2010
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