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1. The figurative erection that one gets when they see a new model of cell-phone that they want. This is usually accompanied feelings of pseudo-sexual arousal.
2. The literal 'bulge' that one gets in ones pants from carrying a cell phone in the front pocket of ones jeans. It was more prevalent 5 to 10 years ago because of the large heavy cell phones of the time. 1. Suzanne: "Oh my god that phone is sooo fucking hot.. I want it so bad!...
Mike: "Oh my fucking god, check out the phone boner on that bitch!" 2: Suzanne " Ok, see you later guys...(puts cell phone in front pocket)" Mike: "Oh my fucking god, check out the phone-boner on that bitch!" |
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| 2. | Phone-boner | ||
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When you get an erection from talking to someone sexually or not on the phone. "Dude I totally got a phone-boner from talking to that hot blond last night.
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