| 1. | button basher | ||
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a mobile phone or just some thing that you can call someone on, hell it could even be two cans on a piece of string oi blud slap me the button basher!
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| 2. | ALL PRO COCK HAMMER | ||
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When your giant clam basher performs so well that your woman advertises to her friends causing your dance card to be full at all times. She has a lot of little hottie girlfriends, so I gave her the all pro cock hammer! My phone hasn't stopped ringing !
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| 3. | homolester | ||
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homolester (ho mo les ter) NOUN. A person who enjoys bothering homosexuals.
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| 4. | Alchocallic | ||
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A person who is employed to call and call and call customers all day long to get them to be interested in a product or service. The internet response team is filled with alchocallics.
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| 5. | Taylor Swift | ||
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Born December 13, 1989, Taylor Swift is a girl that sings about boys who have broken her heart, making them humiliated to leave their homes.
Taylor Swift learned how to play the guitar from a computer repairman. Ever since, she wrote songs to release her pain about the difficulties she had fitting in with her peers. She began winning writing contests in elementary school and was discovered when singing Karaoke, "I'm the girl who is best friends with a guitar and writes songs about everything and everyone that happens to me. Names included. I've never been the kind of girl who needs a boyfriend. Plus, guys don't ask me out because they know I'll write songs about them. " -Taylor Swift Whether you like Taylor Swift or not, she has a genuinely good heart and is a great role model for young girls. Taylor Swift Monologue on SNL
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"I like glitter and sparkly dresses, But I'm not gonna talk about that, in my monologue I like baking and things that smell like winter, But I'm not gonna talk about that, in my monologue La la la, la la la I like writing songs about douche bags who cheat on me, But I'm not gonna say that, in my monologue I like writing their names into songs so their ashamed to go out in public, But I'm not gonna say that, in my monologue. La la, la la la la la, This is my musical monologue You might think I'd bring up Joe, that guy who broke up with me on the phone, But I'm not gonna mention him , in my monologue. Hey Joe! I'm doing real well! Tonight I'm hosting SNL But I'm not gonna brag about that, in my monologue. La la la, ha ha ha, ha ha ha, ha ha ha, la la la And if you're wondering if I might be dating the werewolf from Twilight (Hi Taylor (Waves, Blows a Kiss and Winks)) But I'm not gonna comment on that, in my monologue. La la, la la la la la, This is my musical monologue You might be expecting me to say something bad about Kanye, And how he ran up on the stage and ruined my VMA monologue, But there's nothing more to say because everything's ok I've got security lining the stage... This is my SNL monologue La la, la la la This is my SNL monologue La la, la la la la la That was my SNL monologue (Spoken) we have a great show, Kanye West is not here, so stick around." |
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| 6. | libnut | ||
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an extreme liberal Martin Sheen, the President (in his own mind) and first class whining libnut, finally broke down and met with the gay divorcee, Cindy Sheehan. (Source: craigslist user)
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