(noun) tall, athletic, smart, well-rounded, and hilarious guy who likes to pat peoples' heads.
Charlie: *pats Tina on head*
Tina: Dude, how tall are you? Do you do any sports? How many AP classes will you have completed by the end of sophmore year?
Charlie: 5'11"; cross country and track; 7 APs.
Tina: WOW, Charlie. You're SUCH a pholu.