Shit House Polio 

Conditon making one's legs shaky and unresponsive following moderate to long sessions sitting on a toilet.

I spent nearly an hour pushing that one out. With the worst case of shit house polio i can remember, it took me ten more minutes just to make it to the sink.

Shit House Polio by Mustard King April 1, 2010

Shitter's Polio 

When you have sat on the toilet too long and your legs go numb. When you get up to walk away, you walk away like a Polio survivor.

Cory: Dude I was shitting so long I almost fell asleep.

Kevin: Man, that's horrible!

Cory: Nah, the worst of it, I came out like I had Shitter's Polio.

Shitter's Polio by souperpig November 4, 2009

Outhouse Polio

A condition where your legs fall asleep becuase you sit on the can too long.

Johnny couldn't walk after taking a really long dump. He had outhouse polio.

Outhouse Polio by Joemammy January 18, 2015

Toilet Polio 

When sitting on the toilet for an extended period of time causes one or both legs to go numb therefore inhibiting you to walk for a short time after.

Pepe: "AHHHHHHH i can’t feel my legs"
George: "Well, how long have you been on the toilet?"
Pepe: "half an hour max"
George: "No shit you gone and got yourself some Toilet Polio."

Toilet Polio by I only wipe once February 23, 2011

Polio Day 

1. The day spent in bed nursing a hangover

2. Following a night of heavy drinking/debauchery you might spend the next day sitting in bed watching day-time TV or re-runs from the comfort of your bedroom

3. Being so hungover or ill that you are unable to physically move your legs and leave the bed

Examples:

1. The day after his 21st Birthday, Chris had a Polio Day and spent his time watching all of Dexter Season 2.

2. The Dickinson College student was so sick after a night of drinking that the entire next day was a Polio Day and he did not move his legs once.

Polio Day by CC89 July 11, 2011

shit hole polio

When your legs go numb because you were taking a long shit.

Hold on! Give me a minute! I can't come out yet because I have shit hole polio!

shit hole polio by Nekko_chavez February 24, 2009

Marco Polio 

President Franklin Delano Roosevelt's favorite game, often played at executive pool parties and other shindigs.

An average game of Marco Polio...

"Marco!"
"Polio!"
"Hey, fish out of wheelchair!"
"Dammit Truman..."

Marco Polio by SCBacon March 12, 2010