Capital city of Arizona. (Surrounded by several other suburbs which collectively are called "the valley")
Many babes reside there but it has no soul.
Pretty much a big suburb.
The weather and women in Phoenix are hot as Hell.
Thinks itself to be a metropolitan area, but isn't.
Los Angeles wannabe.
The sorriest place in the desert--nothing but trailer parks, truck stops and drive-ins.
frying eggs on the hood of your car in August
America's meth capital
America's auto theft capital
America's highest rate of skin cancer
A pathetically small downtown.
A home for midwestern snowbirds who dont know how to drive and cause accidents on the freeway.
housing prices are overinflated
even sorrier than Vegas
phoenix is not what it is cracked up to be.
Phoenix is officially the fifth largest city in America, but in fact, it's simply a massive expanse of concrete and tract housing. Phoenix is different from typical cities such as New York or Chicago in that it is entirely devoid of culture or night life. Many of its inhabitants resort to drug use (i.e. meth
or prescription drugs) and conspicuous consumption to fill their empty lives.
The design of the metropolitan area, or lack there of, has allowed the area to sprawl outward in each direction for about 120 miles in each direction. Commercial and residential developments are massive and kept separate from each other, making it possible for the nearest post office, gas station, or grocery store to be several miles away and your house. Experienced drivers from real cities, will find Phoenix traffic unbearable as most native Phoenix residents have very poor driving skills with a particular affinity for speeding and tail-gating. Residents of new developments must wait years before traffic lights and additional lanes are installed on nearby major roads. Despite the multiple car pile ups that occur in Phoenix daily, the city still allows drivers to talk on their cell phone while driving.
The fast pace of growth has resulted in several social problems. New tract housing developments usually build there own elementary, junior, and even high schools. Consequently, there are an abundance of little independent school districts...
Boasting about being the 5th largest American city, is still #6 behind the City of Brotherly Love of Philadelphia.
Capital of the state of Arizona
The capital of methamphetamines
The capital of automoblie theft
The capital of sin cancer
Where illegal immigrants believing themselves to be real Americans, constantly protest along Camelback Road and Central Avenue.
Where eggs fry on the hood of your car in August.
Where housing costs are grossly overated
A Los Angeles wannabe
Where 55 MPH is somehow translated as 90 MPH.
Where you wont ever find the Vince Lombardi Superbowl Trophy.
Somehow has a hockey team.
A grid system where your typical geographically-challenged retard can find their way around.
Most of Arizona's population.
The armpit of the United States, next to Detroit.
People think they are badasses, but are really sissy pussies.
A California reject.
Phoenix is the armpit of the US outside Detroit.
Phoenix is the 6th largest U.S. city (but the 13th largest metro area) according to the 2000 Census, but UNOFFICALLY became 5th, allegedly passing Phily in 2006. But where do people on urbandictionary get 4th?? The only people who rank Phoenix 4th is native Phoenicians themselves. Get over yourselves. 4th largest goes to Houston, TX which is significantly larger than the "Valley" as the Phoenix area is called.
Phoenix is the 6th largest U.S. city and UNOFFICALLY 5th, according to 2006 estimates. Not 4th. Not 3rd. But 6th!
1st is NY. 2nd is L.A. 3rd is Chicago. 4th is Houston. 5th is Philly (by the 200 Census, the last OFFICIAL Census). How could Phoenix be 4th when there at least 4 cities larger??