Capital of the state of Arizona
The capital of methamphetamines
The capital of automoblie theft
The capital of sin cancer
Where illegal immigrants believing themselves to be real Americans, constantly protest along Camelback Road and Central Avenue.
Where eggs fry on the hood of your car in August.
Where housing costs are grossly overated
A Los Angeles wannabe
Where 55 MPH is somehow translated as 90 MPH.
Where you wont ever find the Vince Lombardi Superbowl Trophy.
Somehow has a hockey team.
A grid system where your typical geographically-challenged retard can find their way around.
Most of Arizona's population.
The armpit of the United States, next to Detroit.
People think they are badasses, but are really sissy pussies.
A California reject.
Guy #2: Not yet but I will before this party's over
Guy #1: With look like those she's definitely a phoenix
Phoenix sing in english, and are well worth checking out