The feeling of rejuvenation that comes with a hair-cut or shave, coined from the myth associated with a phoenix ability to combust and raise from its ashes.
To feel the phoenix-effect after shaving.
Edit- A yorkshire terrier is a breed of small, obnoxious, ridiculously loud for its size dog that was bred in Yorkshire, England, for hunting rats. They bred these small irritating dogs because the King did not want the citizens to have dogs large enough to hunt the royal deer. So the yorkie was born, a little dog that is unrivaled in being sickeningly cute, to the point where you want to cave its little face in with a blunt instrument.
Yorkies have horrible tempers; they will frequently dig their needle-sharp teeth into people for no apparent reason, such as when they sit next to one of these dogs within six feet of them on a different couch. They pick fights with dogs six times their size, which is amusing, especially when a mastiff or something rips it to pieces. Yorkies become loyal to one master, and they hate everyone else and will bite complete strangers. I've seen it happen, and it happened to me once too.
If you have a yorkie in your house do not try to talk the owner into seeing how much of a little terror the dog is. Simply take it outside, tie it up, pull out a shotgun (I would reccommend a 16 gauge or bigger for maximum effect) and blow the little creature all over the pavement, then follow up by burning the remains just to be sure.
*Yorkie owner* "Oh, Mr. Phoenix, my dog is such a cutie. See, she just gave your foot a love bite! Oh, and another! Look at the little darling, she's playing 'tug of war' with your foot! I- oh my, Mr. Phoenix, I'm sorry, we don't allow guns in this home, I OH MY GOD, you put my dog down now, don't you hold it by its neck like that, where are you going with my dog-" **BLAM**
"OH MY GOD!!!!!"
"Oh pipe down, you crusty snatch faced mother fucker, the world's a better place now."
|3.||The Butterfly Effect|
Australian hard rock band from Brisbane, Australia.
Released their debut EP in 2001 "The Butterfly Effect" which features their debut single "Take It Away", followed up with their debut album in 2002 "Begins Here" which features the singles "Crave", "One Second of Insanity" and "Always". In 2005 they recorded their next single "Phoenix" which isn't featured on any of their albums. In 2006 they released their 2nd studio album "Imago" which debut at number 2 on the ARIA charts, and features the ARIA top 10 single "A Slow Descent" as well as the singles "Gone" and "Reach".
I saw The Butterfly Effect on NYE, awesome Aussie band live and in the studio! Check them out!
1.) A bowling term used as an adjective or verb when the bowler gets ripped off on a shot that should have been a strike.
2.) The expletive used when such an event occurs.
3.) A word used during bowling to induce a humerous effect, normally hinting at a false action of something vulgar or sexually explicit.
1.) <Ball hits great but leaves 1 pin>
Boy 1: Come on! That was a great shot!
Boy 2: You really got snooked on that one.
2.) Son of a snook! That snookin' pin should have fell over!
3.) Hey, last night I totally snooked my dog for two and a half hours.
Follower, student or reader of author and psychiatrist-cum-guru David R. Hawkins who is especially critical of anyone or anything that disagrees with Hawkins, and who relies on the power of truthiness over reason, logic and science (even in the direct confrontation of the evidence to the contrary).
Yesterday a Hawkinazi "calibrated" Sally at "119", below the level of integrity, for questioning the pseudoscience "applied kinesiology" (AK) after she discovered AK had been repeatedly falsified in double-blind studies.
A correction to previous erroneous definitions regarding this city in the desert. The largest city and capital of Arizona which is the 4th largest city in the United States of America, not the 5th as suggested in previous descriptions.
Chauncey Schmidt only likes to visit the Valley of the Sun's primate city of Phoenix in the dead of winter when the lake effect makes Buffalo a white out.
|7.||poop out of the peehole|
doing something ass-backwards (literally, in it's original form)
This term sprang like a phoenix rising from the ashes from an incident that happened to a friend of mine. We'll call him Dude. Dude had the flu, and everything that comes with it, and was sprinting toward the bathroom for the millionth time with diarrhea when he realized he had his underwear on backwards. With no time to spare he proceeded to "do his business" through the fly opening or, to poop of out of the peehole.
As the phrase rolls off of the toungue so easily, it came to have many different applications.
*Parts of this story may have been dramatized for effect
"did I just poop out of the peehole?" (driver asking passenger in a car if they had driven the wrong way out of a parking lot.)