Poopy Asshole Nigga Fart Phobia

The fear of having an unclean asshole after pooping, often causing you to wipe more than usual.

Robby - "Why did you take so long in the bathroom"
Todd - "Sorry my Poopy Asshole Nigga Fart Phobia makes me stay in the bathroom for a long time"

Poopy Asshole Nigga Fart Phobia by SimpCity December 15, 2019

jake paul phobia

A fear of the cancerous youtuber Jake Paul coming to your house to start dabbing on them haters

Jake Paul Phobia scared Jimmy from watching YouTube

jake paul phobia by Tobiathin September 16, 2017

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Related Words

The Phobster • Phobia • phobe • Phobophobia • Phob • phobiaphobia • Phobistaphobe • phobophobophobia • Phoosh • Phobos

Chasity-phobic

when you lack braincells and don’t stan Chasity

yo that uggo isn’t letting me steal their tocos, they’re Chasity-phobic

Chasity-phobic by hh29 September 19, 2021

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phobophobophobia

A fear of a person with a fear of phobias

I know a guy with phobophobophobia, its really strange

phobophobophobia by Netscape4.0 June 5, 2016

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cop-phobia

The fear of law enforcement types. A dread of any police. Paranoia towards a badge and gun carrier.

As the driver glanced into the rear view mirror while waiting for a red light to turn green, they saw a patrol car pulling up behind them. Instantly their cop-phobia kicked in.

cop-phobia by jpg3 September 16, 2015

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Voice Mail Phobia

When you are literally scared to death to check your voice mail because you feel you are certain there is bad news in your voice-mail you do not want to hear or do not want to confront.

Elena: "Uncle Carmine have you checked your voice mail? I can't leave you any more voice mails because your mail box is full!"

Uncle Carmine: "No Elena I have not as I have been diagnosed with Voice Mail Phobia"

Voice Mail Phobia by Don Gesu (Zio Carmine) November 3, 2010

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Homo Phobian

A species that resemble humans (Homo Sapiens) but is less intelligent because they don't have the Sapien part which means wise. They can be easily distinguished by foul behaviors such as throwing their feces at Homo Sapiens, especially when the Homo Sapiens wears rainbow accessories. Rainbow triggers them like muleta triggers bulls, they get maaaaaddddd.

Ewww a Homo Phobian threw his poo on my new jacket...

Homo Phobian by Yodalollollol March 26, 2022

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