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palinkered 

I wasn't so pissed that I couldn't stand up but I was definitely palinkered.
Whilst my wife and I managed to get pretty merry in Hungary on Palinker schnapps for the first time, our teenage children coined the phrase Palinkered.
palinkered by jontywalker July 20, 2010

Plinker dinker 

A phrase used to describe the female sexual organ, more specifically, the clitoris.

Also a verb: to plink, the act of plinking ones plinker
she was plinking her plinker dinker all night long!
Plinker dinker by Popnlockdown March 10, 2021
Another word for remote control; a device used to change channel on a television. Can also perform functions such as adjust volume and brightness on television set.
Katie: Can we turn up the volume?
Harriet: Sure, just wang me the plinker babe.
plinker by Markisalwayswrong December 21, 2009
Mystery meat, partly made from human penis
Hey, do you want to eat some plinker?
Plinker by Plink-182 May 31, 2022

Phlonkerton 

A sport/game created back in the day in which contestants get as close to an oncoming ocean wave as possible without getting splashed. The object of the game is to reach out and touch the wave without the wave touching you. This game is most enjoyable when tripping under the moonlight at Point Dume. It is named after its creater Sir Francis Chad Phlonkerton III.
"When I play Phlonkerton its not about the money or the fame. Its all about touching that wave."
Phlonkerton by Ace Siggle January 14, 2009