Jason Phleming 

The act of shitting in one's hair to make it curly, often with the addition of snot or other bodily fluids.

She couldn't afford a hairdresser so I gave her a good ol' Jason Phleming.

Jason Phleming by STAJATS June 7, 2009

Ian Phlegming 

When a girl hocks up a loogie and uses the mucus as lubricant to give a dude a hand job. Named this way in honor of the British writer who created James Bond, Ian Fleming. ( No other relation to the sexual act other than his last name sounds like phlegm. )

Sally had a cold and felt like shit, so instead of getting too wild and crazy with Tod, she just coughed in her hand and gave him an Ian Phlegming.

Ian Phlegming by Marc O.C. & Jocelyn C. November 22, 2009

pheeming

Pheeming is severe withdrawals from an addiction

She was pheeming for : e.g. crack, Nintendo 64, alcohol, narcotics - opiates, Animal Crossing, World of War Craft

pheeming by Holly Perez August 10, 2006

Phleminist 

Someone who is pro phlegm and doesn't believe in a clear oesophagus.

"Stop spitting!"
"God, you're such a phleminist."

Phleminist by GastonThickNeck February 1, 2013

Phlamingoe

A phlamingoe is a grown man that has the audacity to wear the color pink. It's not that he wears it, but rather that he becomes it. He does everything from painting his nails pink, to drinking strawberry milk, to getting a pink tinted spray-tan. He drives a pink Porsche, and has a chihuahua with a pink collar. His house is pink. His iPhone case is red (they were out of pink), but he bleached it so now it's kinda pink. Close enough. His golf clubs are pink, and his credit cards are pink (which he uses to buy other pink things). He only eats pink food (he believes that he will one day become pink through the same process as a flamingo. Hence the name "phlamingoe"). This man is PINK. Pink, pink, pink. And gay.

Guy: Awh man, that is one pink dude.
Other guy: That's a phlamingoe if I've ever seen one.

First guy: Bruh...

Phlamingoe by Wordsmith1642 October 15, 2014

Phlegmingos 

Goo blobs that lurk in the back of your throat waiting to make you sound like a wounded bird when you try to talk. They can sneak up on you without warning.

I was giving a speach to the entire class when I got a bad attack of Phlegmingos.

Phlegmingos by Theron Anthony October 24, 2008

Phlexing 

The act of including web images in text messages.

He was Phlexing his girlfriend "I love you" with a web image of an erect donkey.

Phlexing by urbanswami October 13, 2009