mcdonalds phlegm 

The greasy, phlegmy feeling one experiences not while eating McDonalds, but immediately after finishing. Typically first noticed in the parking lot. Usually accompanied with mild nausea.

Walking out to my car, I noticed the McDonalds Phlegm kicking in. Ghaack!

mcdonalds phlegm by Austinminnesotan March 11, 2015

Phlegmphibian 

A cold blooded creature that thrives in it's own moist environment, consuming as well as secreting proteins.

My ex sure is one slimy phlegmphibian, especially with the homey hopper legs...

Phlegmphibian by Ranchgirls December 13, 2020

phlegmboyant 

an over exaggerated 'phlegmy' cough; a cough associated with much acting to make the cough seem worse than it really is

*After somebody flails around while coughing*
Wow, that was very phlegmboyant!

phlegmboyant by Cory Angen May 15, 2007

bell phlegm 

the type of discharges usually secreting from the urethra when a venereal disease is present. Often greenish, thick in texture. sometimes flecked with blood

(also as 'bell flem')

trying to urinate from his scabby chopper was painfull. all that popped out of his piss pipe was bell phlegm

bell phlegm by brewlio May 11, 2007

Phlegma

A portmanteau based on the words 'phlegm' and 'smegma'.

It is generally used to express ones disgust at something.

It can also refer to the fluid outcome of fellatio administered to someone with scant notions of personal hygiene, by an individual with a bad chest infection.

a: "Hey, look at that chungster with the peng garms. I'd very much like to bang them."
b: "What? You mean that tepid pool of phlegma over there. You make me sick you rapey perv!"

Phlegma by Exceedingly Concerned Citizen September 5, 2011

phlemo 

an emo with a cold. this cold is often caught thanks to sitting in a cold, dark room writing depressing poetry
note: writing poetry gives you a cold.

Phlemo: Accchhoooo-hooo-hooo! AAArgh! i have a COLD! my life SUCKS!
Me: would you like a tissue, mr. phlemo?
Phlemo: No, id rather be in PAIN! wait, what did you just call me?
Me: look it up on urban dictionary, i bothered to make a definition for you...

phlemo by SellotapeLips May 9, 2010

Jason Phleming 

The act of shitting in one's hair to make it curly, often with the addition of snot or other bodily fluids.

She couldn't afford a hairdresser so I gave her a good ol' Jason Phleming.

Jason Phleming by STAJATS June 7, 2009