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Phlegmphibian 

A cold blooded creature that thrives in it's own moist environment, consuming as well as secreting proteins.
My ex sure is one slimy phlegmphibian, especially with the homey hopper legs...
Phlegmphibian by Ranchgirls December 13, 2020

phlegmboyant 

an over exaggerated 'phlegmy' cough; a cough associated with much acting to make the cough seem worse than it really is
*After somebody flails around while coughing*
Wow, that was very phlegmboyant!
phlegmboyant by Cory Angen May 15, 2007

bell phlegm 

the type of discharges usually secreting from the urethra when a venereal disease is present. Often greenish, thick in texture. sometimes flecked with blood

(also as 'bell flem')
trying to urinate from his scabby chopper was painfull. all that popped out of his piss pipe was bell phlegm
bell phlegm by brewlio May 11, 2007
A portmanteau based on the words 'phlegm' and 'smegma'.

It is generally used to express ones disgust at something.

It can also refer to the fluid outcome of fellatio administered to someone with scant notions of personal hygiene, by an individual with a bad chest infection.
a: "Hey, look at that chungster with the peng garms. I'd very much like to bang them."
b: "What? You mean that tepid pool of phlegma over there. You make me sick you rapey perv!"

phlegmatic 

not easily excited to action or show of emotion. aka apathetic
Emily Page is phlegmatic
the green snotlike substance that rattles in your throat when you cough,especially after smoking about 70 cigarettes
the old woman 'hawked' up a large gobbet of 'phlegm' from deep in her throat,and spat it onto a shop window,where it bounced once before clinging to the glass and spreading slightly,waiting menacingly,for the first passerby to brush against it,transferring the green bastard to their expensive designer top so,when they, arrived everyone at the party would look and wonder.
phlegm by scotsbuff November 23, 2003