Pilafed 

A prison term where a person (or puppet) is filled with rice pilaf and fucked until it is nothing but mashed potatoes

Jerry got pilafed in prison, fuck

Pilafed by Rake September 3, 2018

Phlatty

A 'Phlatty' is a term to describe a marijuana blunt that after being rolled is 'flat' instead of 'round'. Common with inexperienced blunt rollers. Most commonly occurs when incorrectly sealing the blunt paper back together as some people will use to much pressure and/or etc., thus creating a flattened out blunt rather than a cylinder shaped blunt.

Yo I just rolled that blunt but it came out to be a phlatty.

Iv'e been rolling them phlatty's all day son!

Phlatty by Miami420 August 1, 2010

Phlatty

A phat yet flat booty.

Her booty is wide but it's not full she got a phlatty.

Phlatty by Cairo Leading January 27, 2020

phlarmf 

just a fuckin dope brand

yo this fuckin dope brand is named phlarmf

phlarmf by phillip ho August 12, 2019

PHLA$H

Acronym for Pretty Hot Lavish And Stylish Honestly

The Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders are definitely A PHLA$H squad!

PHLA$H by Floyd Montana[Ro] June 25, 2016

pelafustan 

a nobody, someone that has nothing, and likes to talk a lot

you are nothing but a pelafustan

pelafustan by truncado February 4, 2016

phlakkegm 

The result of hackups that don't get caught before they hit the open air in front of you; sometimes induced by a sudden sneezing spell.

"Wow, didja see how that dude's phlakkegm decorated the whole mirror he was facing?"

phlakkegm by jimmiedavurdmeister August 16, 2007