pisstified 

The state of being completely pissed off at someone, and yet also mystified at how that person can possibly be that excruciatingly upsetting, socially inappropriate and clueless to their affect on the world.

Ex: I am completely pisstified at my boss for asking me to clean out the refrigerator that is filled with black mold.

pisstified by alohadice June 4, 2014

Pissified 

the condition of being pissed off, angry, or generally agitated. More angry than usual, but in a somewhat refined manner.

My mom found the dirty magazines under my bed--she's really pissified

Pissified by CherylRickett January 23, 2008

Pistaified 

Getting raped in a kitchen by an Italian cook with a spoon.

'Where were you last night?'
I got pistaified at the pastaria.

Pistaified by NotA_Kiwi March 14, 2020

Pisstified 

Being so profoundly pissed off that you are in turn mystified. Usually used in situations that involve the destruction of physical property or the utmost douchebagary.

The sheer complexity of his son's drug syndicate left Bill pisstified.

Jacob's uncanny ability to disrupt any conversation solely with moronic questions left Marc pisstified.

Pisstified by Mathias the Wombat March 22, 2011

Pestified

Pestified - Adverb the use of pesticides on and, or within an object that is. animate or inanimate

I used pesticides on the crops last year so the field is pestified still.

The fruits been pestified from the chemicals"

Pestified by jigglesjoe March 4, 2012

pistified 

to be completely angered AND mystified by other's actions or comments

I'm pistified by George Bush and Dick Cheney repeatably saying "stay the course".
I'm pistified by oil companies quarterly profits.
I'm pistified by (any) religion's grip on people who are otherwise intelligent and rational human beings.
Roommates who ask "what is the movie Snakes on a Plane about?"

pistified by Joni Jean August 18, 2006

pystified 

To be upset and mystified at the same time.

Frank said he was up for the concert and asked me to get him a ticket, so I did. Then, day of the concert, he's unreachable! I was pystified, but luckily I found someone else at the last minute, otherwise I'd have been stuck for $100

pystified by xmercury69x November 14, 2010