The theoretical ramblings of dead people. Can and has been used to justify anything and everything from communism to nazism. Many of the so-called 'enlightenment' philosophers quoted today were the same ones Hitler read. Can reason from a preposition, but cannot tell weather the preposition is true or not, so its useless. The love of human "reason", which always leads to trouble.
Tim quoted the philosopher to appear smart at the diner party.
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The study of pretension and douchebaggery.

Also known as "bastardized psychology", given that nothing in psychology gets published in modern articles without empirical evidence, rigorous testing, and data analysis. Psychology is the REAL study of the brain, the most complex thing in the universe.
Guess what? I'm a philosophy major. I study knowledge through outdated theories that have no place in modern society and are responsible for illogical policies in earlier history.
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what retarded homosexuals jackk off to while playing in their own secretions and beans
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totally uninformitave vacuous bullshit adored by the pompous and arrogant for it's shallowness and transparency and lack of substance
the retarded masturbating hippies hallucinated and wrote their words down to form the latest stupid philosophy and then the pompous racist rich people all read it while eating their Grey Poupon and were quite impressed by it because they are shallow arrogant asshole morons who are into that kind of fake shit
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The reason for wars and pain and death in the world.
nothing else to say really
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Responsible for fucking up this country and the world.

-The death penalty was built on a philosophy of deterrence. Empirical studies conclude that the death penalty fails to deter, but actually INCREASE murders due to something known as the "brutalization effect". This essentially makes our country a more dangerous, violent place to live in.
-Mandatory drug sentences and the "War on Drugs". Built on philosophy... so individuals caught on one occasion with a barely significant amount of marijuana go to prison, however science proved that alcohol is more detrimental to your body, causes worse memory effects, and is linked to several violent crimes. "War on Drugs"... bullshit philosophy. How does one declare war on an inanimate object? Your tax dollars are going to incapacitating millions of non-violent offenders and, as a result of ensuring that the "criminal" serves the mandatory minimum, prisons release violent criminals to ensure that there is enough room in the prison for the drug offenders
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An elite field of study that, at a high level, counteratacks theology. Studies the why of our ways and the truth of our excistence to a level that is higher and more logical than religious explanations. Atheists and Humanists base their beliefs in philosophy, which has lead them to a mental state that is superior to that of the god-fearer.

In my writings (story to be known as "Brink Distorted"), Philosophy is a skill that belongs to the Black innate along with Physics; Yue and Kireila use Philosohpy versus White innates that use Theology.

DISCLAIMER: I hold nothing against religion, though I am a secular Humanist.
People's free will and aspirations cannot be limited by religion. Humanism will allow everyone to live in a world where age, race, and gender are meaningless.
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