36
The art of finding complicated things to worry about so that the less complicated things seem less troublesome.
-I don't care what I have for lunch today, I've nearly figured out how religion could be a product of evolution.

-So this cold pizza'll do?

-Shshh.
by Dirk April 08, 2005
Mug icon

Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

Buy the plush
37
1. The love of knowledge. Also associated with argumentation and reasoning. Usually mentioned when talking about the ancient philosophers, such as Plato and Socrates.

2. A typically useless major in college, unless you want to get a Ph.D. in it or go to law school.
I majored in philosophy in college, and now I clean toilets for a living.


P and not P? That is a paradox.
by Smooth B May 05, 2004
Mug icon

Donkey Punch Plush

10" high plush doll.

Buy the plush
38
Logical reasoning to determine nature of reality, basis for all truth including science and the scientific method. All fact and scientific conclusions must square with philosophical reasoning.
That conclusion can't be right because philosophically it is illogical
by wes July 24, 2003
Mug icon

Golden Shower Plush

He's warmer than you think.

Buy the plush
39
Hey all you fuckin hippies:


GO FORNICATE YOURSELVES WITH A CROWBAR!
Contemplate that!





,







ha!
by Think About It.... May 05, 2005
Mug icon

Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

Buy the plush
40
what retarded homosexuals jackk off to while playing in their own secretions and beans
yeah that's right you drooling tard lacs
by sick fucks February 16, 2005
Mug icon

Donkey Punch Plush

10" high plush doll.

Buy the plush
41
A course that many college students are required to take as part of their core curriculum. The subject consists basically of all the shit you would think about when you are high.
Tom: Did you understand anything from Goldstein's philosophy class?
Brian: Nah, dude, I'm way to sober... we have to bake before next class.
Tom: Forshizzle
by TheColonelSanders October 26, 2010
Mug icon

Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

Buy the plush
42
The reason for wars and pain and death in the world.
by stoner April 06, 2005
Mug icon

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug