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Philliam 

The legitimate name for a person who goes by the name of Phil.

One at first may believe that Philip is the true name of anyone who goes by the label of Phil, but this is false, and is actually Philliam.

It is widely believed that Prince Philip himself changed this name due to childhood traumas, and had the Queen declare the name Philip as the proper title of a Phil... By brainwashing the masses.
(In posh British accent) My name's Philliam, Prince Philliam.
A lover of learning. Someone who loves to obtain knowledge and learn about things that he/she is interested in. (Mostly related to those who love studying Mathematics)
Do you know Jack? That Philomath. He was the only one who went to Mrs. Foster's math and science classes this summer.

Pillmatic 

A term coined by Gym Class Heroes lead singer Travis McCoy describing a love for pharmaceuticals that is becoming more and more relevant and common in modern society. Due to the euphoric nature of narcotic painkillers and anti-anxiety medications, and their easy accessibility, many Americans today are indeed pillmatic. A person who is pillmatic is not a drug addict, but will seize any convenient opportunity to take pharmaceutical drugs, such as stealing them from a medicine cabinet for or friends who have undergone surgery. Pillmatics are created daily due to injuries, emotional pain, or boredom. Some drugs pillmatic people will most likely seek include the following trade names: narcotics: vicodin, percocet, oxycontin, dilaudid, tramadol, demerol, opana, morphine, and benzos which include: xanax, ativan, klonopin, valium, and many others.
"I'm looking for them labels
Reading "may cause drowsiness" "be careful when operating machinery"
Beautiful pharmaceuticals
Residue in my cuticles
Sniffin' them when it's suitable
Wishin' they made 'em chewable."

"Dash quick to the closest medicine cabinet
Kill the whole bottle
Never played the role model position
I'm just livin'
So take 2 of these and call me in the morning
I'ma take 4 and finish this 40 cause life's boring."

"I swear to God I'm not an addict,
But I'm still at it, dag nabbit I'm pillmatic."

-Travis McCoy, Gym Class Heroes
-Describes Millions of Americans, Myself included
Pillmatic by Opiator November 4, 2009

philematology 

he studies philematology at parties with a group of girls
philematology by T.V-ravenDuff April 22, 2006
A well known seductress of Taiwanese origin, known for her willingness to try new things. Among many, many, other things, Philoma is known to have a liking for weeping Russian Dragon Tears, wearing the Taiwanese Space Helmet, receiving the Armenian Noodle Drip, riding the good 'ol Singapore Subway, walking down the Chicago Concrete Jungle, and partaking in a Japanese Devil Dog. The worst thing about it all is Philoma is not a fan of condoms, she prefers to go to the Oakland Soup Kitchen.
I can't use the bathroom, I forgot how to after being with Philoma for so long.
philoma by Clutchmaster P April 12, 2008

philemaphobia 

Girl A: Why haven't you and Billy kissed yet?
Girl B: I think he has philemaphobia.
philemaphobia by skyrad March 18, 2009