The act of enhancing oral sex on a man by creating an audible sensation on his testicles. This is done by wrapping his testicles with headphones and cranking Philip Glass while he receives oral sex.
She got on her knees and gave me aural oral. It was fuckin crazy! That Philip Glass is da MAN!
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Calming, soothing music, often New Age or minimalist like the music of Philip Glass, considered to be great for growing plants but sometimes somnogenic for humans.
Most of the music from Philip Glass' "Koyaanisqatsi" could be considered music to grow plants by.
A style of music originating in the 20th century. It is characterised by repeated motifs, varied slightly over a long period. Also common are long notes played over these repeated sections.
Interestingly enough, John Cage's famous silent piece 4'33'' is not considered minimalist, even though it is the most repetitive and minimal song ever composed.
Guy #1: Hey your stereo is broken.
Guy #2: No that's a Philip Glass CD. It's minimalist music.
The act of pressing your scrotum against a flat surface thereby producing a circular, pink mass. For best results this should be performed against a clear surface and viewed from the other side.
When Mick pressed his balls on the glass coffee table, Louise thought that they looked just like a pink pancake.
A Philip is a fairly mediocre person. Never excelling but rarely failing, he will attend college, but go somewhere that no one cares about. He will be proud of his medoicreness, which will range from his looks to his personality to his sex life, right down to his average little penis. When he is with a girl he does not enjoy blowjobs but does not hate them, they just aren't his cup of tea. he has very mediocre pain tolerance. so much so that if he were to burn his thumb while smoking with a rare Bahamian glass pipe he would drop the pipe instead of trying to protect the priceless piece. The only time he really shows any emotion is when he gets pulled over by a cop for speeding. In that case he will then start cursing at will and start pounding on the steering wheel like it's a cheap hooker.
If a Philip were a philosopher his name would be mediocrates. if you ask Philip for his opinion he would just say "it's whatever."
He pretends like he knows everything about everything but in reality he only has mediocre knowledge about most things.
Noun - a subcategory of hipster (usually an early twenty-something) who melds characteristics of the chicster (fashionable clothing, etc.) with anachronistic idioms.more...
The old-soulster employs outdated phraseology in their everyday vocabularly; words such as swell or indeed are top-notch for the old-soulster.
S/he also finds delight in age-inappropriate activities, such as antiquing, collecting art glass or discussing the latest issue of the New Yorker with a fellow old-soulster.
The old-soulster drives an old car, usually an Austin-Healey or other British sports car, writes their term papers on a typewriter, and definitely smokes a pipe whenever possible.
Their music is drastically disparate form that of the hipster and many of the other subcategories. While other hipsters blast indie rock, the old-soulster is quite content blowing out the sound system of their British car with the minimalist stylings of Philip Glass.
For the old-soulster, irony is best expressed by the juxtaposition of old and new. The use of their iPad for perusing Tumblr while listening to their vinyl copy of Einstein on the Beach on a nearby record player is a prime example.
One would most likely find this hipster socializing in a coffee house, surrounded by other hipsters, and is clearly identified by a bow tie, wool/tweed clothing and standard hipster eyewear, extremely fashionable footwear and bag, probably accompani...
1. Historically, orchestral or chamber music written in northern Europe during the 1700s to 1900s, represented by composers such as Bach, Beethoven, Tchaikovskiy, Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern Schplenden-schlitter... I'll start again.
2. Music derived from those forms of music, represented by people like Philip Glass (and occasionally people like Paul McCartney and Billy Joel).
3. A fad with racist/elitist overtones for parents who want their kids to graduate from nursery school and go straight to college.
4. Music that, despite its apparent pretentiousness and overbearing arrangements, is actually pretty cool when no one's trying to shove it down your throat.