Top Definition
A state of not being able to have their own biological children. Alternatives: using test tubes, aboption from a child protection agency, or hire somebody who doesn't shoot blanks and\or are able to conceive.
Husband: 'I wish I wasn't philin sterile.'

Wife: 'Sigh.......Me too.'

Friend: 'There are other ways to have children.'

Husband and Wife: 'Praise the Lord!''Our prayers have been answered!'
by pureehc October 04, 2009

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