Philadelphia isn't just a city that lies between the shadows of New York and Washington, it is a city where the shitty Eagles are the topic of dinner conversation year round, I mean its not like they win championships so they got to keep interest up somehow! It is where a meal consists of a of a very fattening cheesesteak (although very good – Geno’s, stand the fuck up), nasty Natty light, soft pretzels that have had rats running all over them all night,
and Tasty Kakes for dessert. Still wonder why the whole city has a weight problem? And if they aren’t fat, they’re niggers. It is also where there is a Wawa on every corner so all the fat bastards don’t have to walk far from there row home and the stupid lazy niggers don’t get lost trying to find one. Most Philly people also look forward to the 1st day of Spring when Rita's gives out free "wooder" ice – once again, benefiting the niggers that don’t wanna work – “welfare don’t pay for no water ice, sheeeiit motherfuckar!”. It is where you know it's a hoagie, not a sub and the shore, not the beach. Most annoyingly, where every black thinks whites are afraid of them, when its OUR CITY – SIGNED THE ITALIANS! And it is ok to say hello to someone you don't know if they are a birds fan, especially when your team has 5 Superbowl wins and numerous NFC Championship appearances whereas the “birds” go to the ship’ and loose once every 20 years *cough* McChoke *cough*. That is Philadelphia, the city of Unbrotherly Fat Lazy Niggers And Scumbags Who Think Their Tough (BFLNASWTTT)... Outsiders will never understand, and LUCKY FOR THEM!
*Walking down South Street in Philadelphia*
Birds fan - Yo, Cowboys suck! hahaha
Me - Yo, when was the last time your team won a superbowl?
Birds Fan - Wha...what?!? Ill kick your ass!
Me - Ok.
Birds Fan - Nah, nevermind, your not worth it faggot
Me - see ya pal!
Birds Fan - fuck you! Im gonna beat you up.......later!
Me - hahahahahahah, lol
by Future Brooklynite June 05, 2007
A place where it is always sunny.
Man #1: What city has the most annoying hockey fans and that asswipe Chris Pronger?

Man #2: Philadelphia.
by mahmahmahmah August 20, 2010
This city's got big buildings, I like the food, people talk funny; bye.
Hope you like my postcard, Mom.
by Average tourist March 29, 2005
Haha, fuck man.

Philadelphia could be one of the most underestimated cities out there. It makes 18 on mastercards global cities list, #4 largest economy in the us, and yet a cnn reporter answers this question on air:

Guy: How will this effect the east?
Reporter: Well no doubt this will effect the important cities in the east, Boston, New York, Washington....

It's like the kid in school who wasn't ever taken seriously. Meh, Philadelphia sucks ass anyway.

1 more year when I get my degree, i'm getting the fuck out of that shithole! (philadelphia)

Cnn weather report: Rain will then spread into the big cities of Boston, New York and Dc.
by Ohfuckmylifeisdead February 10, 2009
a city that Tampa/St Pete trounces on their way to sports titles
The Lightning trounced the Flyers on their way to the Stanley Cup. or Ronde Barber and the Bucs shut down the Vet in Philadelphia!
by Tampa sports fan October 22, 2008
A valley of humility between two mountains of conceit New York and Washington.
Some people say North Carolina is very Philadelphia, with the mountains of conceit being Virginia and South Carolina.
by Michael Lewyn August 28, 2005
Birth place of WC Fields,which he hated.
"All in all I would rather be in Philadelphia" -- from WC Fields tombstone
by Andy MacFadyen January 21, 2004
The City of Brotherly Love. The Birthplace of the United States. The home of Rocky Balboa. The largest city in Pennsylvania and 5th largest in the U.S. with 1.5 million in the city and about 5.5 million in the metro area in three states (PA, NJ and DE). Phily is a very historical city and few cities match its historical attractions: Independence Hall (where the Declaration of Independence and Constitution were drafted by the Continental Congress), the Liberty bell, the U.S. Constitution Center, the Franklin Institute, and the Betsy Ross House among others. Phily is also a major center for education (Drexel and Temple Universities), healthcare, culture, the arts and industry. It is home of the Third Federal Reserve Bank, the Philadelphia Mint and a major stock exchange. Philadelphia is considered one of America's fattest cities. The cholesterol-rich Phily Cheesesteak is everywhere and the people are generally unhealthy. The people also have annoying accents that almost make them sound like they are speaking form their nose. The people are crazy about their sports teams but have lowsy fans because they cheer for them when they win but curse them when they lose. How dumb. Phily is a very neat place to visit but you don't want to live there. The city is old, very poor and has many slums--some of the worst in the country. Sylvester Stallone ran through several of them while training for his fights. Philadelphia also ranks high in violent crime and has among the nation's highest homicide rates.
Philadelphia is a nice place to visit and with a diverse metropolitan profile but you don't want to live there. It would suck in general. Some natives include Bill Cosby, Kevin Bacon and Will Smith.
by krock1dk January 10, 2008

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