Philadelphia isn't just a city that lies between the shadows of New York and Washington, it is a city where the shitty Eagles are the topic of dinner conversation year round, I mean its not like they win championships so they got to keep interest up somehow! It is where a meal consists of a of a very fattening cheesesteak (although very good – Geno’s, stand the fuck up), nasty Natty light, soft pretzels that have had rats running all over them all night,
and Tasty Kakes for dessert. Still wonder why the whole city has a weight problem? And if they aren’t fat, they’re niggers. It is also where there is a Wawa on every corner so all the fat bastards don’t have to walk far from there row home and the stupid lazy niggers don’t get lost trying to find one. Most Philly people also look forward to the 1st day of Spring when Rita's gives out free "wooder" ice – once again, benefiting the niggers that don’t wanna work – “welfare don’t pay for no water ice, sheeeiit motherfuckar!”. It is where you know it's a hoagie, not a sub and the shore, not the beach. Most annoyingly, where every black thinks whites are afraid of them, when its OUR CITY – SIGNED THE ITALIANS! And it is ok to say hello to someone you don't know if they are a birds fan, especially when your team has 5 Superbowl wins and numerous NFC Championship appearances whereas the “birds” go to the ship’ and loose once every 20 years *cough* McChoke *cough*. That is Philadelphia, the city of Unbrotherly Fat Lazy Niggers And Scumbags Who Think Their Tough (BFLNASWTTT)... Outsiders will never understand, and LUCKY FOR THEM!
*Walking down South Street in Philadelphia*
Birds fan - Yo, Cowboys suck! hahaha
Me - Yo, when was the last time your team won a superbowl?
Birds Fan - Wha...what?!? Ill kick your ass!
Me - Ok.
Birds Fan - Nah, nevermind, your not worth it faggot
Me - see ya pal!
Birds Fan - fuck you! Im gonna beat you up.......later!
Me - hahahahahahah, lol
by Future Brooklynite June 05, 2007
a city full of narcissistic assholes who tend to rep it in a negative way
girl 1: "north philly's where it's at. if you ain't from north philly, you ain't no true nigga. all da reel niggas from north philly, dog."
girl 2: "you need to kill yourself."
by farts mcdildoes October 31, 2011
Verb: to talk shit about something when it's really actually awesome.
This guy totally Philadelphia-ed my ice cream, but everyone knows Bassetts is the best!
by eagleapex April 12, 2011
Philadelphia, often reffered to as Philly, is a wonderously tasty full fat soft cheese, first made in America 1872 by William Lawrence (Hero) although the first European records of "cream cheese" date back to as early as 1651... Apperently it has a pH range of 4.4 to 4.9. Mental. Furthermore, it is fantastic on crackers. (Also a city.)
Chris: Hey man, my crackers are really dry... I'm really down.

Paul: Dude, you should try some Philadelphia.

Chris: What would a city do for my crackers?

Paul: No fool, it's cream cheese. Here.

Chris: Wow! you're right, this is the shit dude. My life is complete.
by pbear21 September 21, 2009
An awesome movie with Tom Hanks and Denzel Washington. About a homosexual man who is an attorney and gets AIDS. Then, he decides to sue the law firm he works for because they discriminate against him by firing him. It is a tear-jerker and addresses homophobia, love, the legal system, and justice.
Guy 1: That movie Philadelphia was really touching and changed my perspective on AIDS patients.

Ignorant friend: Wow man you're so gay, grow a pair.
by psychology nerd July 19, 2011
A place for hobos, the poor, homeless, crack heads, and the home of a city that can't win championships in any major sport especially football.
I don't have any money and need a cheap place to live where I can live in fear of my life regardless of what part of the city i'm in and be surrounded by a population of ignorant, uneducated simpletons. I know I'll move to Philadelphia!
by UltraMegaBadassSuperman March 26, 2011
Of or pertaining to the city that is the thorn on the side of New York City.
"Damnit, the eagles beat the Giants. Now the Giants wont make it to the superbowl"

"What did you expect? They're from Philadelphia."
by Freddie Pants January 12, 2009
a mini africa
john: hey you wanna come down to philadelphia with me?

fred: hell kno i dont wanna go to africa.
by seether931 June 26, 2010

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