Philadelphia isn't just a city that lies between the shadows of New York and Washington, it is a city where the shitty Eagles are the topic of dinner conversation year round, I mean its not like they win championships so they got to keep interest up somehow! It is where a meal consists of a of a very fattening cheesesteak (although very good – Geno’s, stand the fuck up), nasty Natty light, soft pretzels that have had rats running all over them all night,
and Tasty Kakes for dessert. Still wonder why the whole city has a weight problem? And if they aren’t fat, they’re niggers. It is also where there is a Wawa on every corner so all the fat bastards don’t have to walk far from there row home and the stupid lazy niggers don’t get lost trying to find one. Most Philly people also look forward to the 1st day of Spring when Rita's gives out free "wooder" ice – once again, benefiting the niggers that don’t wanna work – “welfare don’t pay for no water ice, sheeeiit motherfuckar!”. It is where you know it's a hoagie, not a sub and the shore, not the beach. Most annoyingly, where every black thinks whites are afraid of them, when its OUR CITY – SIGNED THE ITALIANS! And it is ok to say hello to someone you don't know if they are a birds fan, especially when your team has 5 Superbowl wins and numerous NFC Championship appearances whereas the “birds” go to the ship’ and loose once every 20 years *cough* McChoke *cough*. That is Philadelphia, the city of Unbrotherly Fat Lazy Niggers And Scumbags Who Think Their Tough (BFLNASWTTT)... Outsiders will never understand, and LUCKY FOR THEM!
*Walking down South Street in Philadelphia*
Birds fan - Yo, Cowboys suck! hahaha
Me - Yo, when was the last time your team won a superbowl?
Birds Fan - Wha...what?!? Ill kick your ass!
Me - Ok.
Birds Fan - Nah, nevermind, your not worth it faggot
Me - see ya pal!
Birds Fan - fuck you! Im gonna beat you up.......later!
Me - hahahahahahah, lol
by Future Brooklynite June 05, 2007
Home of the world fucking champions!
2008 Philadelphia Phillies!
by unknown393939 May 08, 2009
So, for all you non Philadelphian fuckers out there: NO. PHILLY IS NOT JUST A RUN DOWN CITY WITH GANG WARS EVERY NIGHT AND PEOPLE RUNNING AROUND FEASTING ON CHEESESTEAKS 24/7. I live in Philly, and i have never been in a gang war in my life. Have you seen New York? It looks and smells like pure shit. I live in Northeastern Philly, and it happens to be very nice. Cut grass, single houses, clean. Old city is pretty nice, too. Historic houses and friendly people. I DO NOT HAVE AN ACCENT. PLEASE STOP SAYING WE CAN NOT PRONOUNCE OUR WORDS. Yes, I say "wooder" instead of water. But just listen to some of the country hicks in the south who can't speak for shit. And I am not ghetto, nor do I have a name like Tamaqua or Bon Qui Qui or some shit like that. I am not, have never been, and will never be on welfare. And for the record, EVERY FUCKIN CITY IN AMERICA HAS BLACK PEOPLE! WTF DO YOU THINK THIS IS THE FUCKIN 1700'S?! We are not a wannabe New York City. We are ourselves. We rock. So bend over and kiss my ass. And if any of you stupid fucks on Urban Dictionary really knew anything, you would know Geno's and Pat's are really the WORST places to get cheesesteaks. Stop being jealous that your not from Philly. What's a WaWa? Look it the fuck up. How are the Eagles doing? I don't watch sports. Want to go see the Liberty Bell? Never been there. SUCK ON THAT BITCHES.
Philadelphia rocks! Stop being jealous you New Yorkers. And my peeps from South Jersey? We love you!
by phillyprincess May 05, 2010
The most awesome city in the world.
Who needs New York City when you can go to Philadelphia?
by Mike the Ekim September 19, 2005
greatest city der is wer we kick ass nd take names enough said
Philadelphia aKa Killa PHila aKa Philly

da home of da sixers nd da home of da eagles,
home of da crack pipes nd herion needles
by ticktock215 October 19, 2006
Philadelphia is a city where everyone in a phillies, flyers, or eagles jersey are like brothers even if they have never seen eachother before. We have a funny accent like "wooder" or "jeatyet?" (did you eat yet) we hate the mets and devils and rangers and penguins. we are loyal to all our sports teams and never doubt them. sure there is some violence but what major city doesnt have any violence? we are not second to ny or pittsburgh philly is clearly the best city to live in. center city is tremendous from love park to the parkway, the vet was not just a stadium but a memory pit for everyone myself and many other people witnessed their first phillies game there. Philadelphia is a city where brotherly love is everywhere i love philly and always will.
philadelphia=best city on the planet
by dwayze April 22, 2011
An Eastern Pennsylvania city, and the largest city in Pennsylvania. It is nicknamed the 'City of Brotherly Love.' It is home to the Philly Cheese Steak, the Hoagie, and many sports teams, including the Philadelphia Flyers (National Hockey League), Philadelphia Eagles (National Football League), Philadelphia Seventy-Sixers (National Basketball Association), Philadelphia Phillies (Major League Baseball), Philadelphia Wings (National Lacrosse League), Philadelphia Union (Major League Soccer), and formerly the Philadelphia Soul (Arena Football League) and the Philadelphia Athletics (Major League Baseball).

Philadelphia is home to many corporations, including Comcast, Lincoln National Corporation, Tasty Baking Corporation (makers of Tastykakes), and Pepboys Auto.

The city was once the capital of the United States of America, until taken over by British soldiers in the American Revolutionary War. Philadelphia is home to Independence Hall (where the Declaration of Independence was created) and the Liberty Bell.
Terry visited Philadelphia recently. She had a nice time.

Ben Franklin lived in Philadelphia.
by OHAITHAREMYNAMEISLOGANTHEGUY March 28, 2010
Home of the Cheesesteak!
The NEW HOCKEYTOWN, USA!

Need i say more
The common phrase around Philadelphia is "LETS GO FLYERS"
by LETS GO FLYERS March 06, 2006

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